china tricks – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyParentWisdom
acceptance, Adulthood, advice, appreciation, CraftyParentWisdom, Experience, family, Gratitude, guidance, hindsight, humility, learning, life lessons, Maturity, parents, realization, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, upbringing, wisdom
Remember when your parents told you to stop playing Minecraft all day and go outside? Well, they were right…until now! Join our epic Minecraft server and never have to leave the comfort of your computer screen again!
Our server is so addictive, even your parents will be begging you to come out of your room…just kidding, they’ll be too busy playing on our server themselves!
We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and unicorns (yes, unicorns are real on our server).
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Your parents may have been right about some things, but they were definitely wrong about this!

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Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server
artistic expression, body art, Bumper, bumper stickers, car accessories, car decorations, creative expression, creative freedom, custom decals, decals, design inspiration, Individuality, permanence, personal style, personalized stickers, Self-expression, Server, statement pieces, STICKERS, Tattoo Ideas, tattooed, temporary art, unique designs, vehicle decor
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.
if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

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BlockyVaxNation
BlockyVaxNation, containment efforts, cost, COVID-19 restrictions, death toll, emergency measures, excess deaths, Government, Healthcare, lockdowns, mask requirements, pandemic, public health, regulations, Safety Measures, saved lives, school closings, social distancing, States, united states, vaccine mandates
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!
We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

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CraftedChaos
Economy, Factions, Minecraft Server Factions Skyblock Survival PvP Minigames Creative Vanilla Modded Economy Roleplay Whitelist Lockette Essentials MCMMO Towny Forge Spigot Bukkit, PvP
We are CraftedChaos. A new server dedicated to its users. We are mainly a Factions server but are adding Skyblock and Survival
pulsara.alienhost.net:25576

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Eden-less Wasteland Survival: No Edens allowed in this SMP realm! Must be over 16!

Allowed, Challenges, chat games, Crates, Discord, Edenless, Edens, Generators, Homes, OneBlock, quality of life, Quests, Realm, Resource World, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Stonecutting Recipes, Survival, Treefeller, Tweaks, Unique Oneblock Phase, Villager Trading, Warps, Wasteland, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Servers	Description
SMP World & Resource World	Explore and create unique builds in SMP world, gather materials in Resource World.
OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds	Play different game modes with Challenges, Generators, Quests, and Unique Oneblock Phase experience.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins
What our Server has to offer:	SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials. OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests.
What makes us Unique?	Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience. Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more!

Question

Answer

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez

Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials.

OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests.

What makes us Unique?

Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience.

Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more!

KrisCraft Minecraft Server
benefit, Community, do something bad, Excommunicating, horrible things, Identity, Kris Tyson, KrisCraft, Minecraft, Pronouns, Respect, respect pronouns, Server, thinking, trans community, trans person, Transgender, transgender community, transgender identity, transgender individuals, transgender issues, transgender rights, transgenderism
Are you tired of dealing with problematic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a revolutionary system in place called “Trans-Excommunication”! That’s right, if someone is causing trouble, they can be stripped of their trans identity and banned from the server for good.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday called “Gender Bender Madness” where all players are randomly assigned a new gender for the day. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect way to spice up your Minecraft experience.
So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything goes, and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

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ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry
adult toy, Apologize.., ApologizeCraft, Apology, as fuck, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Fun, giant dildo, giant steel dildo, INTIMATE, Kinky, Kino, metal dildo, Naughty, Pleasure, sex, sex toy, smp, SorryNotSorry, steel dildo
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server
anger management, autism, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional triggers, family conflict, guest etiquette, Meltdown, merchandise, Minecraft, paw patrol, personal belongings, personal space, respect for property, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Special Interest, ToothbrushGate
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!
Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?
Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?
Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

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PrankBanLand
Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son
Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.
Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!

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SelfAcceptanceMC SMP
personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, SelfAcceptanceMC, smp
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!

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