China Report Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SantasFarOutTrip

cheer, chimney, christmas, Distance, Farther.., Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Magic, Merry, north pole, Presents, reindeer, Santa Claus, SantasFarOutTrip, Sleigh, travel, Traveled, Winter

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, even santa claus himself has been here. he like, traveled farther than you to get here, bro. imagine that, santa claus in minecraft, giving out diamond blocks instead of presents. you gotta join this server just to see if you can catch a glimpse of the big man in red. plus, rumor has it that the elves are actually creepers in disguise, so watch out for those sneaky little buggers. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get a present from santa himself. ho ho ho, let’s mine and craft, baby!

LonelyCraft: AI Detects Feelings

ai, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, communication analysis, data analysis, Detects, emotional well being, feelings, Loneliness, loneliness detection, loneliness in older adults, loneliness intervention, loneliness prevention, loneliness research, LonelyCraft, machine learning, mental health, older adults, research, social isolation, speech patterns., Technology, technology in healthcare

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

so like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well dis server got u covered! our AI technology can like, read ur speech patterns and tell if u lonely or not. we got ur back, especially if u an older player who just wants sum friends to play with. join us and let our fancy technology make u feel less lonely, cuz who needs real friends when u got AI, amirite? come join da fun and never feel lonely again in dis crazy minecraft world!

DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

advancement, Bring Me, career, career advancement, career development, career goals, Career Growth, career progression, career success, climb the career ladder, corporate ladder, demonstrate success, DickCraft, Dicks, GUARANTEED, job advancement, job promotion, office success, Professional Growth, professional success, Server, show and tell, show me, Show Me the Way, workplace advancement

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?

LimbusCraft SMP – General Shenanigans #1773

Cleanup Captain, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, Dimension Shredder, download links, Ego, Event Extractions, FAQs, Fell Bullet, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Mirror Dungeon, MultiCrack Office, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Shenanigans, Sinner info, smp, Target Extraction, Upcoming Events, Useful resources, W Corp, Wuthering

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Season 4 is here and we’re diving into the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll have to face off against evil reflections of yourself while trying to survive the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Upcoming Events include Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, where you’ll have to solve a murder mystery while riding a speeding train through dangerous terrain. Can you crack the case before the train derails?

And don’t miss out on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where everyone has to wear ridiculous costumes while battling it out in PvP arenas. Who will emerge victorious in this fashion-forward fight to the death?

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the insane extractions happening right now. We’ve got MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust trying to shred dimensions and W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis taking on the notorious target extraction of [Gregor]. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us now! Just be prepared for spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, because we’re all about that crossover chaos. Download the game, follow us on Twitter, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the mirror maze, gamers!

NoCoworkerDemandsMC

apartment living, Communication Issues, coworker demands, financial struggles, friendship fallout, funeral plans, living paycheck to paycheck, manager involvement, mental health, moving out plans, NoCoworkerDemandsMC, rent increase, roommate conflicts, roommate drama, schedule changes, setting boundaries, shift switch, storage unit, verbal abuse, xray techs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of roommate drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with as many bathrooms as you want! No more sharing bathrooms with unreliable roommates who change their minds at the last minute.

On our server, you can set boundaries with your virtual neighbors and never have to worry about verbal abuse write-ups from managers. Plus, if someone asks you to change the schedule, you can simply say “no” without any consequences.

Join now and focus on your mental health by creating the perfect virtual living situation without any unexpected funeral interruptions. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free life on our Minecraft server!

HuhnSMP

armor, Demons, dragons, Economy, fate, Huhn.., HuhnSMP, iq, Journey, Lords, Lost Souls, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Rekindle, Scuffed Stuff, Survival, Towny, Undead Asylum

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9487
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Huhn SMP begins in the gloom and despair of Undead Asylum with nothing but a broken set of armor. During your journey across Huhn, you are shot, stabbed, and crushed; you are burned, drowned, and digested; you fall off cliffs, are consumed by the Abyss, and are always at risk of going hollow. Death becomes more familiar than life. As you are given chance after chance, however, you slowly rise to greatness. You kill terrible demons, defeat mighty dragons, and duel ancient Lords. You gather lost souls and triumph before Fate, Lord of Scuffed Stuff, who bestows a single responsibility unto you: rekindle your IQ.

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Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft worlds thrive like my plant collection, but with less watering involved

anarchy server, build projects, collection, Community, Dedicated, Discord, games, gaming interests, Griefers, hackers, invite, Involved, Join, Mature, Minecraft, Plant, Players, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Thrive, Watering, Welcoming, worlds

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	132
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
Rules	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.
Discord Invite	https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?	No, all members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server.
Are griefers or hackers allowed on the server?	No, this is NOT an anarchy server so griefers or hackers are not allowed.
Is the community welcoming to new players?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members who share similar gaming interests.

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Conspiracy, CraftyBlock, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 200699234, novel, plot twist, saars, secret, Server, Suspense, suspenseful read, Thriller, unexpected ending

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Mines Excavated:	1876	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Minecraft SMP: TechWorkersGoneWild

backed architecture, continuous delivery, Engineering with Utsav, hnars, Interviewing, Layoffs, Minecraft, Neetcode, negotiation advice, product manager, resume writing, salary data, salary expectations, salary negotiation, smp, systems design, tech workers, TechWorkersGoneWild, ycombinator, youtube channels

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	3350	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing your way to the top!

Our server is like no other, with challenges that will test your survival skills to the limit. From building towering castles to battling hordes of creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive resources and loot that you won’t find anywhere else. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? We can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HealthNews4Bae

anxiety, Communication, comparison, Context, Empathy, fainting, Graves Disease, health, health anxiety, HealthNews4Bae, high heart rate, insensitivity, medical article, mis-diagnosis, news article, relationship, stress, Support, tachycardia, Understanding, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crops Grown:	8767	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this guy’s relationship! Our server is so exciting, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next!

Just like this guy sent his girlfriend a random article about Daisy Ridley’s health, you never know what kind of crazy messages you’ll receive from your fellow players. Will it be a link to a funny meme or a secret treasure map hidden in the game? The possibilities are endless!

And just like this guy’s girlfriend, you might find yourself questioning everything when you join our server. Are you really just playing Minecraft, or is there a deeper meaning behind every block you break and every mob you defeat? Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy that will blow your mind!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the answers to life’s biggest mysteries while building your dream world. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll never be bored on our server!