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  • Block Wars: Tariffs & Tnt!

    Block Wars: Tariffs & Tnt!

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    Welcome to the Tariff Wars: A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

    Prepare yourselves, warriors of block and bone— beneath the pixelated skies, a tempest brews, one that transcends mere survival and spirals into the very ludicrous abyss of international chaos! In Tariff Wars, you won’t just mine for diamonds; you’ll mine for diplomatic tension!

    Dive right in, because survival is for the weak. Here, you’ll face relentless battles against not just the Ender Dragon, but also face-offs with trade agreements gone wrong!


    Why Join Us?

    • War is in the Air (and the Blocky Terrain)

      • Reshape your gameplay with custom tariffs—erect barriers to entry for your enemies while simultaneously costing them resources! Will they trade their obsidian? Only time, and dynamic negotiations, will tell!
    • Resource Battles that Defy Logic

      • Navigate our Complex Trade Networks, where one wrong step could trigger all-out chaos. Trade your Gold for Coal? Be prepared for repercussions that might unravel the fabric of reality itself.
    • Mysterious Events: The Trade Tides
      • Each week, expect the Trade Tides to change. What once was a peaceful village could become a bustling hub of merchandise or a barren wasteland!

    Featured Mechanics (or Unnamed Cosmic Forces?)

    FeatureDescription
    War Preparation QuestsGather supplies for battle, but beware—every player may be a spy in disguise!
    Currency ConspiraciesFinding rare currency that doesn’t exist is half the fun! Can you manage your economy when economics is a mere illusion?
    Factional MadnessAlign yourself with factions that may or may not be aligned with your goals—trust no one!

    The Fine Print (That Might Drive You Insane)

    WARNING: Players may spontaneously combust after falling into the Trade Pit. Experts suggest wearing enchanted armor, though it may just be a figment of your imagination.

    In-Game Legend: It’s said that The Broker, an ancient entity who survived a prior tariff disaster, roams the realms, offering tantalizing yet treacherous deals. Approach with extreme caution!


    Testimonials? Or Just Whispers in the Dark:

    “I thought I would just build a house, but I accidentally started a trade war with my neighbor. Now I just live in the Nether.” – Unnamed

    “Is it wrong that my diamond block stash is more valuable than human lives? Asking for a friend…” – Sketchy Steve

    “Best server ever! I haven’t seen my family in weeks; this chaos just keeps getting better!” – Confused Citizen


    Frequently Asked Questions (in Unhelpful Format):

    • Q: Is this server really just a satire of the global economy?

      • A: Who can say if satire itself is a construct of our own design or a mere misunderstanding of reality?
    • Q: How do wars in Minecraft reflect geopolitical tensions?

      • A: Only the ancient crystal knows the answer, and it’s currently in repair.
    • Q: Can I trade animals?
      • A: Only if you can prove they’re worth their weight in gold—or at least pixelated bacon.

    Join Us… If You Dare!

    Do you thrive on the brink of chaos? Do you relish in the unpredictable wrestling of alliances and betrayals? Then Tariff Wars beckons you like a siren’s call. Enter, if you dare… for once you cross our portals, there’s no turning back.

    In this world of complex negotiations and pixelated madness, are you merely a player, or are you destined to become a legend? We won’t spoil the surprise.

    Guilds are forming now! Bring your blocks, your bargains, and your deep-seated existential dread. Because, remember: in the end, it’s not just about winning—it’s about leaving a trail of pure chaos in your wake.

    Welcome to the absurdity!

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  • The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse

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    The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

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  • Rodion Network

    Rodion Network

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    RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

    play.rodion-network.com

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  • MassCraft

    MassCraft

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    MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

    178.32.247.198

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  • HOMIE SMP

    HOMIE SMP

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    [1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

    51.195.191.2:25587

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  • Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob SMP

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    Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

    play.Melvinnoob.cloudns.be

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  • MUGEN

    MUGEN

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    welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

    play.mugenarea.my.id

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  • Skull Network

    Skull Network

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    SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

    in.theelf.tech:55602

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  • MC Flow

    MC Flow

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    Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

    jogar.fluxomc.com:25642

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  • fate x network

    fate x network

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

    play.fatex.eu

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  • SkyHub

    SkyHub

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    Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

    mc.skyhub.live

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