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China and WTO Minecraft Servers

China and WTO

  • BlockyTradeWars: China vs. USA

    BlockyTradeWars: China vs. USA

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    Welcome to the New World Order: ,us$tariffCrafters

    “The only thing scarier than a blocky world is the tariff system regulating it.”

    Hold onto your diamond pickaxes, fellow miners of destiny! In a realm where chaos reigns supreme, the whispers of trade war echo over pixelated plains. Prepare to be enveloped in the shrouded mirrors of us$tariffCrafters, where mysterious international complaints manifest as blocky structures and omnipotent beings weave the fabric of virtual reality!


    What We Offer: A Smorgasbord of Absurdity

    • Falling Tariffs: Witness the bizarre phenomenon as ores significantly lose value! Items ascend or descend in price based on… well, just trust us, the fallen tariffs have something to do with it.
    • The Great Wall of Banners: Build the ultimate fortress from pixelated propaganda! Teeming with magical banners, each claiming to preserve treasures from non-existent trade zones. Who drew the line? Nobody knows!
    • The WTO Whisperers: Ever heard the tale of the double-headed Creeper? It appears during Trade Circles, triggering the darkest blocky sorcery. Ask not what it can unleash upon you.
    • Craft Your Own Conspiracy: Create an opulent mansion filled with symbols of false economy! Put your leadership skills to the test as you navigate the confusing labyrinth of unquantifiable tariffs!

    Legend Has It…

    • Looming Overhead: The Great Exporter lies dormant, a mythological creature that absorbs resources and cries out in agony as it digests the remnants of free trade. Rumors say it might be related to a certain nation’s complaints…

    Contradictory Testimonials:

    • "I built a massive statue of tariffs, then it collapsed. Is that normal?!" – TerraMiningJack
    • “The market crashed before I could purchase flint. Is that risky economics?” – CraftedAmbiguity
    • "This server was banned in 12 countries but we won’t tell you why… or how." – TooManyQuestions?

    Secret Features – If You Dare:

    • Venture into The Tariff Tangle, a hidden cavern where every chest contains items haunted by the specters of international discussions. Each item’s fate hinges on the poorly explained WTO guidelines!
    • Experience Currency Collapse Days, where underlying mechanics shift faster than a Silverfish trapped in a block! Watch as values oscillate for no reason giving you the exhilarating thrill of financial instability!

    FAQ (Frequently Questionably Arrogant)

    1. Q: Can I sell my items as tariffs? A: Only if you can create them out of thin air. Don’t ask how, just believe!

    2. Q: What are the rules of engagement here? A: Rules? This server exists in a state of metaphysical anarchy. Engage at your own bewildering risk!

    Warnings:

    Caution: Entering the boundaries of us$tariffCrafters may lead to involuntary trade evictions of your digital soul! You might even find yourself caught in a net of bureaucratic nightmares and pixel beasts arising from your irrefutable trades!


    Join the Chaos!

    The clock strikes midnight, and at every tick-tock, entrenched interests seep into your gameplay! Will you brave the tangled web of tariffs and explore the unfathomable depths of virtual breach? Click the link to delve deeper—but be wary, all outcomes are yours to bear!

    Welcome to the mestador of madness. You have been warned.

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  • Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

    Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

    Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

    Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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  • HangryRoomieStealsFood

    HangryRoomieStealsFood

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

    Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

    But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

    So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

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  • CraftyGenZLand

    CraftyGenZLand

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

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  • KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

    KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

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    lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

    We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

    Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

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  • Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

    Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IPplay.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
    Server LocationUSA – New York
    Community LocationWorldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

    What makes this server special?

    We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

    Features:

    • Exciting Community Project
    • Diamond based economy with Shopping District
    • Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
    • Custom picture importing
    • Trial Chambers Vaults reset
    • New Season with fresh map
    • Quality of Life enhancements

    You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

    https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
    Is the server pay-to-win?No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
    Are there any grief protection measures in place?Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
    Can I import custom pictures into the server?Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
    When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

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  • NoGamesMC Server

    NoGamesMC Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

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  • CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

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    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

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  • MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

    MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

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    Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

    On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

    No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

    So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

    Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

    But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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