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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchantments Applied:	167	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	5934	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4620
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!