chimney Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Drone to Chimney Express

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where chimneys are not just for santa anymore, they are for DRONES. that’s right, we got drone deliveries up in here, flying down chimneys like it’s nobody’s business.

imagine the chaos of drones zooming around, dropping off loot and goodies straight to your base. you never know what you’ll get – diamonds, enchanted gear, maybe even a pet llama. it’s like christmas every day, except with more explosions and less fruitcake.

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of drone deliveries. build your base, fend off creepers, and watch as drones swoop in to deliver the goods. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, and you won’t want to miss out. join now and get ready for some high-flying fun!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	601
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchantments Applied:	227
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!

Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

SantasFarOutTrip

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Emeralds Found:	7982	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

so, like, this server is so lit, even santa claus himself has been here. he like, traveled farther than you to get here, bro. imagine that, santa claus in minecraft, giving out diamond blocks instead of presents. you gotta join this server just to see if you can catch a glimpse of the big man in red. plus, rumor has it that the elves are actually creepers in disguise, so watch out for those sneaky little buggers. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get a present from santa himself. ho ho ho, let’s mine and craft, baby!

Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Animals Bred:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

ChubbySantaChimneyClimb

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

join our epic minecraft server where santa is the ultimate boss battle! he’s tired of only getting milk and cookies, so now he’s on a rampage, trying to take over the entire world of minecraft! fight off his army of evil elves and save christmas before it’s too late!

but that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dungeon where you can find the legendary candy cane sword, the only weapon capable of defeating santa and restoring peace to the land. gather your friends and embark on this epic quest to save christmas and become the ultimate hero of the server!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant snowman that roams the server, crushing anyone who dares to challenge him. but if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and epic treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most festive adventure of your minecraft life! but be warned – santa is watching, and he’s not happy about being left out of the fun.

FireplaceFungiFree

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Ores Mined:	8918
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

yo, u ever thot bout joinin a minecraft server where the fireplaces are LITerally on fire? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got fireplaces burnin 24/7, keepin all dem bacteria away cuz u kno, fire kills germs or sumthin like dat.

not only dat, but we got a secret underground lava parkour course where u gotta jump from one lava pit to anotha without burnin ur blocky butt off. it’s like da olympics but way more dangerous and way more fun!

oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that u can ride around da server? yea, u heard me right. u can fly on a freakin dragon and rain down fire on all dem noobs tryna mess with u. it’s like game of thrones but without all da drama and way more blocky.

so, if u wanna join a server where fireplaces are da cleanest spot in da house and dragons are ur trusty steeds, den come on over and join us. just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, cuz we got plenty of fire to go around!

CraftyAnon’s Epic Block Party Server: No. 73492410 – Where the only limit is your imagination!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	4257	Crops Grown:	1253
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and steamy encounters in a pixelated world like no other.

Our server is home to a community of players who aren’t afraid to get a little frisky in the virtual world. From sexy roleplay scenarios to scandalous pixel art creations, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground strip club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn in-game currency. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our weekly “Naked and Afraid” challenge where players must survive in the wilderness without any clothes on!

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience that’s sure to leave you blushing and laughing all at once. Just make sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy – you never know when things might get a little heated!

CraftyCreeperz: Where No. 673176429 by Anonymous is always welcome!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	7848	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Crops Grown:	2603	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on virtual cocktails made by our resident bartender, Steve.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts for your safety (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to Ayylien Edition! This Minecraft server is like Second Life, but with a twist – you can trade in-game currency for real-life cash! That’s right, you can make bank while building your virtual empire.

Customize your avatar, sell your creations, and explore a vast world filled with aliens, unicorns, and talking potatoes. Attend virtual events like intergalactic concerts, alien screenings, and potato meetings. Don’t forget to engage in some (E)RP with your fellow players – the possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the madness of Ayylien Edition. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret alien society or uncover a hidden potato treasure. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the virtual universe, Ayylien out!

PerfMinecraft: Where even the pixels are flawless

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Astral Projections Made:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and steal the looks of the most stylish players around! We’ve got Hugo Boss shirts, s Oliver ultimate suit jackets, and even red Hugo socks/undies for that extra flair. And if you’re wondering how high our fashion game is, let’s just say we’re on cloud 9 (literally, we built a fashion runway up there). Don’t be a fashion disaster, join our server and slay in style!

Crafty Creeper Crew: No griefing, just good vibes and building!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Want to mine for diamonds? Well, on our server, the diamonds mine themselves and jump into your inventory!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even a few friendly zombies.

So why waste your time on those “noo good” servers when you can join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you in the game!

Boomers vs. Zoomers: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you’ll be greeted by our team of older male mentors who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their infinite wisdom and dad jokes.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, older male mentors aren’t just there to help you build epic structures and survive against mobs. They also host weekly knitting circles where you can craft pixelated scarves and sweaters for your in-game character.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, our older male mentors are known for their legendary storytelling skills. They’ll regale you with tales of their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and how they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of older male mentors like never before!

Crafty Dicks – Where Minecraft meets questionable website reviews

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6372
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where the only thing getting chopped is creepers!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!

On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Husbands Minecraft – Where Men Get Allowance and Women Rule the Train on Women’s Day!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a totally wacky way! Join us and experience a world where gender inequality doesn’t exist because all the creepers are actually feminists fighting for equal rights!

Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?