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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	510	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3905

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAR.SKYBARS.ME

Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!

> Sees Attractive Black Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	6312
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being judged based on your skin color in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how good you are at building and surviving! No more worrying about being labeled as a BWC (Black Woman Only) – here, everyone is welcome, no matter what color you are! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in memes. Join if you dare!

Envious CEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dominance hierarchy skills? Look no further than our server, where you can climb to the top of the competence hierarchy and claim your spot as the most powerful player in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of competing against other players to prove your worth. Just like in real life, the most competent and powerful players will rise to the top and dominate the server. And if you’re not up for the challenge, well, we have a special gulag waiting for you.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about dominance hierarchies here. We also cater to your evolutionary needs, providing a unique gaming experience that will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, ksonsouchou, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Shenanigans, smp, vshojo, VShojoOfficialChannels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where VShojo and vtubers come together to mine, build, and cause absolute mayhem.

Imagine a world where Froot is the queen of redstone, GEEGA is the master of pranks, and Hestia is the ultimate diamond hunter. Henya is the genius behind every insane contraption, while Hime is the expert at taming creepers. Hotaru is the lava parkour champion, Kson is the leader of the chicken army, and Kuro is the mysterious ninja lurking in the shadows.

But beware of Mata, the troll who loves to set traps for unsuspecting players. Melody is the bard who enchants everyone with her music, Michi is the potion master brewing up crazy concoctions, and Mouse is the expert at navigating the Nether. Nagi is the ultimate builder, Peke is the prankster with a heart of gold, and Zen is the PvP champion ready to take on any challenger.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us on /vsj+/ for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Path – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2760	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	73538
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to ascend to new classes in early access, just like in Path of Exile! And that’s not all, we have Twitch drops that will gift you not one, but TWO subs for MTX pets!

But wait, there’s more! We have an exclusive Path of Exile 2 Early Access FAQ that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our opening cinematic will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Join now for insane endgame content that will make you question reality! Teasers that will make you scream with excitement! And an official Wiki that is a work in progress, just like our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our database that is a work in progress and join our Grinding Gear activity tracker for Path of Exile 2! And don’t forget to check out our ingame chat and ban honeypot in global 1488(?). Previous players are raving about our server, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pedro Fajitas Minecraft SMP – The Real Name Game

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, Pedro Fajitas is the main attraction! Legend has it that Pedro Fajitas is actually a mystical creature who roams the land, challenging players to cook the spiciest fajitas in order to win rare loot. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to impress Pedro Fajitas and unlock his secrets! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind his mysterious name…or maybe it’s just a clever disguise for a spicy taco-loving llama. Either way, come join the fun and spice up your Minecraft experience!

Height Doesn’t Matter Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Oi oi, listen up ya cheeky Minecrafters! This server is run by the legendary 5’6″ Peaky Blinders gang, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Forget about those tall blokes, they’re just lanky targets for us to take down with our lightning-fast strikes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being part of a gang that rules the Minecraft world with style and swagger. Plus, who needs height when you can be laying in the dirt, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your skills in a world where the only rule is to have a laugh and cause chaos!

Indians Have Had Enough Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ores Mined:	3431	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.

But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!