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BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	9041
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1208
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	159	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Animals Bred:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	644
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2899	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ores Mined:	7623
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻