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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	103	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crops Grown:	9339
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5020

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	151
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	8604
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	662

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!