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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3773 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!