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StressCraft SMP: Chillax & Build

aromatherapy, BUILD, chillax, Deep Breathing, Exercise, Healthy Eating, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, nature walks, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sleep hygiene, smp, stress relief, StressCraft, taking a bath, Time management, yoga

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of dealing with creepers blowing up your hard work? Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your stress by blowing up someone else’s hard work instead! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and release all that pent-up frustration in a safe and blocky environment. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in his spare time, so you can also get some emotional support while you’re at it. So come join us and let’s all relax together in the most explosive way possible!

Kenyan Invasion: Minecraft Edition

Africa, America, caribbean, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, FOREIGN AID, funding, Geopolitics, Government, Haiti, international relations, interventionism, Invasion, kenya, Kenyan, military intervention, Minecraft, MONEY, News, Politics, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	4608	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?

Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Respawn Rodeo: Where Dying is Just Another Way to Say Hello

“Youth, beauty, death, Dying, Fame, Honor, honorably, Imposter, Incompetence, INTELLECT, million deaths, MONEY, nobody, passing, POVERTY, powerlessness, respawn, rodeo, Stardom, stupidity, trans women, Transgender, Worship

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?

So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!

Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

#revelation, age, Awareness, Childhood, club, cognition, Crafty, creeper, Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, facts, Faster, growth, Insight, Kids, knowledge, learn, learning, Memory, milestone, Minecraft, realization, Recollection, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Villages Defended:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Animals Bred:	115
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4434
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Votes:	851
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Farms Harvested:	170	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2773	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!