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ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Star Shards Collected:	198
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Towns Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	257	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	351
Villages Defended:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	8926	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	8309	Mines Excavated:	4224
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	543184	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Crops Grown:	7301	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	506817
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5074	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	8848	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	4376	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	742061
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!