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GF Flower Emporium Minecraft Server
Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Come join our Minecraft server where the only flowers you’ll be giving are virtual ones! No more misunderstandings over gift-giving, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, we accept payment in diamonds, not just Apple Pay. Join now and leave the real world drama behind! -
NoTippingNoEating Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t guilt trip you for not tipping? Look no further, because our server is tip-free and full of fun!Join us and escape the entitled workers who demand tips for every little thing. No more awkward encounters at the pizza shop or chilly stares from cashiers. On our server, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your fedora to fellow players.
We understand the struggle of saving money for parental leave, so we’ve created a virtual world where you can enjoy building, exploring, and crafting without worrying about tipping etiquette. Plus, our in-game pizza doesn’t cost $29 and definitely comes with all the toppings you desire.
So leave the real world drama behind and join our tip-free Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life pizza when you can have virtual pizza parties with us? Let’s craft and laugh together, because tipping is so last season in our pixelated paradise.
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MineGirrlzNoNoz
Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!
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NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition
so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind! -
SoapCraft2024
u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we got a ethiopia-born teen who developed soap to treat skin cancer on our server and guess what? he just got named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year! how cool is that? u can come hang out with a celeb on our server, build crazy stuff, and maybe even cure some virtual skin cancer while ur at it. so what u waitin for? join now and be part of the coolest minecraft server in the universe! -
JellyBellyCraft
Yo, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!First off, we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. You’ll be dancing your blocky butt off until the sun comes up, literally, cuz we don’t believe in day and night cycles here.
And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that do stand-up comedy, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a fairy tale on steroids, I tell ya.
But the real reason you gotta join this server is for the Jelly Bellys. We’ve got a whole room filled with ’em, but here’s the catch – some of ’em taste like dirt and socks. It’s like playing candy Russian roulette, but with a side of danger and a whole lot of laughs.
So come on down to our wacky world of wonders, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few too many Jelly Bellys. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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A Zombie Pigman Broke My Heart SMP: Where even the mobs have relationship drama
Server Overview
Server Name A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Server Description Welcome to a place free of judgement, where you can be yourself and have fun without restrictions. Host/IP nocheatsmc.com Discord Join our Discord Location Montreal, Canada Difficulty Hard Rule No Cheating = Perma Ban FAQ
Question Answer What are the rules of the server? The only rule is no cheating. Anyone caught cheating will be permanently banned. Can I grief and steal on this server? Yes, you are free to grief, steal, and raid other players. However, keep in mind that cooperation and teamwork are also encouraged. Is this an anarchy server? Yes, this server operates on anarchy principles where players are free to do as they please, as long as they do not cheat or disrupt the gameplay for others. Is the server suitable for children? No, this server is marked as NSFW and not recommended for children. Parents should exercise caution. -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living under a rock like Patrick Star? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be transported to a world where Ukraine is the only country that exists! That’s right, forget about boring old Earth, come join us in the land of Ukraine where the only currency is potatoes and the national anthem is a remix of Despacito.But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle giant radioactive chickens, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudnik. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pierogi, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in Ukraine on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world unlike any other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional potato shortage).
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SubwayCitySMP – ”’Minecart Metro Madness”’
Are you tired of living in a city with a boring old subway system that just takes you from point A to point B? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where our subway system is not only functional, but also filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear!But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a group of friendly villagers who have a knack for throwing the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of pixelated villagers who know how to get down!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our SMP is home to a legendary dragon who has a penchant for challenging players to epic battles. Defeat the dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that has the power to one-shot any mob in the game!
So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring city behind and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime!
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NeighborSnitch Minecraft Server
So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, playing on this epic Minecraft server, when suddenly a postal worker shows up at your virtual door demanding evidence of a missing package. Turns out, your in-game neighbor has been pulling a sneaky move, claiming packages never arrived when they actually did. The drama unfolds as you whip out your security footage (yes, your Minecraft house has security cameras) proving your neighbor’s guilt. The postal worker is shook, the neighbor is caught red-handed, and you? You’re hailed as the hero of the server for exposing the package-stealing villain next door. Join our server for more wild adventures and unexpected twists like this – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!