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BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

Alliance, BLOCK, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Party, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, Ukraine, US, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	67
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfFiction

american culture, American films, Cinema, Entertainment, fictional locations, fictional states, fictional towns, Film history, film industry, film production, film settings, film trivia, Hollywood, movie locations, Movie Making, movie sets, movie trivia, movies, screenwriting, StateOfFiction, storytelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Divine Spears Created:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Secret Passages Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

ADD, alt, another motd, banner, Class, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, much wow, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Storage, Title, very wow, width

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	1507
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gods Slained:	2

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9500
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Animals Bred:	87	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	1017	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

awkward sex encounters, awkward sex moments, awkward situations, bedroom blunders, CreeperCatastrophe, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy sex moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex stories, funny stories, intimacy gone wrong, relationship problems, sex, sexual fails, sexual mishaps, uncomfortable experiences, unexpected sex stories, unexpected situations, worst sex experiences, worst thing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	209	Crops Grown:	3663
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

annexation, diplomatic tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international condemnation, international law, Israel, israeli government, israeli-palestinian conflict, land appropriation, legalization, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, MODERN, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political controversy, Server, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, territorial disputes, united nations, West Bank settlements

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	114	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!