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BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CraftyDecisions Minecraft Server

best decision, CraftyDecisions, critical decisions, Decision making, defining moments, empowering decisions, impactful choices, life changing moments, life choices, life lessons, life-altering choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, significant choices, transformative decisions, wise choices

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	293089	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. As they mined away, they uncovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And that’s not even the best part – they also met a group of talking chickens who taught them how to fly using only feathers and determination. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of our server, join us now and make the best decision of your life!

NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

#revelation, epiphany, growth, inner peace, introspection, NoseyCraft, overcoming obstacles, personal problem, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, solution

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, decommission, decommissioning, electricity, ENERGY, Environment, green energy, HOMELAND, Minecraft, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear-free, policy, power, power plant, renewable energy, Server, taiwan, TaiwanNukeFree, TRANSITION

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	187
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Escape, Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	644
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	224	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	9774
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	824
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2495	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2715	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3860	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!