childsafe – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server
art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!
Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed
Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners
Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

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CraftyDestinyMCServ
API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?
But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

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AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP
Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.
Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.
But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.
So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

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CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail
arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.
imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.
we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

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Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server
Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!
Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.
But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.
So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

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SMP_MineCrafty2030
ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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BossKidsCash5
5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical
Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!
Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.
Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

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BlockyBoners
bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!
Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.
So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

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DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!
Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

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LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server
LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

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