childsafe – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

EnhancedSexLife Minecraft SMP

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Yo guys, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff! Like, I joined and suddenly my sex life was enhanced by a million, I’m getting all the Minecraft babes now. It’s like the server is sprinkled with magic horny dust or something, I swear!

But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.

So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.

BlockyBiden’s Aid UK Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how the UK is all fancy and stuff with their tea and crumpets? well now they’re taking charge of this super cool group that helps out Ukraine with military aid and stuff. it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft, but with tanks and stuff instead of blocks. join our server and help us fight off the bad guys with your epic building skills. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the map. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and show off your PvP skills while saving the day with the UK and Ukraine. it’s gonna be a blast, mate!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Envoys Say Nyet

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is regaining nuclear weapons but dont worry cuz trump’s envoy kellogg says its not gonna happen lmao. join us for the most explosive gameplay ever, literally. build ur own nuclear reactor and blow up ur enemies in style. trust us, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur world domination. so what r u waiting for? join now before ukraine goes full on nuclear mode!

CraftyQueers: High T Levels

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so, like, if you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, then listen up, cuz it’s gonna blow your mind, dude! like, did you know that on this server, we got masculine lesbians runnin’ the show? yeah, you heard me right! they’re like, super strong and stuff, cuz they got higher testosterone levels, according to some study or whatever.

but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!

and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!

so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Volantia

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Economy Skills Danish English Rules Chat Building Cheat Behavior Server Vote Rewards Upgrades Features Multiplayer Community Plugins Version, Survival

Volantia: The place where you can enjoy and build. Get rules, behave properly and don’t cheat – then you’re already well on your way.

We are primarily a Danish server but English is allowed in the chat.

English: Volantia is a Danish server but allows English in chat, too. It is a survival-based server with economy features, vote rewards, upgradable skills, and more. Other than behaving properly and not cheating, the server has very few rules. Volantia supports MC versions 1.21.4+. Come in and build away!

Volantia.minecraft.bar:25559

MineForever – SMP

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MineForever SMP – Your new home in the world of minecraft! Develop your character! Get skills in various fields, such as fighting, archery, agriculture and fishing! The more you play, the stronger you become! Do quests and get Rayn Cash, a server currency that you can use at player auctions or at Villagers on SPWNO! Build your own empire! Create teams and compete with others to become the most powerful player on the server! Protect your areas! Buy Claima and decide who has access to your land – full control over your world! You will get on the server levels? It’s possible! Do quests, get currency and advance to unlock even more possibilities! We are waiting for you! Join today and become a citizen of MineForever SMP! IP: mc.mineforever.pl DC: [https://discord.gg/jPhhVqXFU7]

Don’t hesitate – the adventure is waiting!

mc.mineforever.pl

CatCraft

Adult-only, CatCraft, chat bot, Community, Community planned events, Creative, Event Server, Lgbt, long term, Map, Modpack, Monthly UHC, Pictures, quality of life, rules, slow expansion, smaller, Vanilla, world border

CatCraft Server Overview

Season Started	Season 1: April 4, 2019
Current Season	Season 2: December 2021 – Present
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Server Location	Ashburn, VA

CatCraft FAQ

What are the server rules?

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Play fair in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, etc.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Keep the server neat and sign your stuff.
No killing withers in the over-world.

What are some important details about the server?

No Enderman Griefing
Custom recipes and features
AFK Detection
Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
Fast Leaf Decay
And more!

For more information and applications, visit our Discord server.

Frosty Haven 1.20.6

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!

Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!

Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!

Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!

InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy real-life story! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like the unexpected encounters between our players.

Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.

But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your roommate’s respect for your belongings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time your roommate threw away your beloved book collection without asking!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world, just like how you envisioned turning your guest room into a closet/library. But beware, just like in real life, unexpected surprises may come your way – like finding your bookshelf outside by the dumpsters!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your belongings, just like how you’re standing up to your roommate by increasing their share of the bills. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let your roommate’s actions go unpunished? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!