child’s needs Minecraft Servers

child’s needs Minecraft Servers

  • HeartCraftMommy

    HeartCraftMommy
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 384
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 New Chunks Explored: 666598
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Runes Activated: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex’s attitude towards your heart surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures!

    Imagine a world where you can bring your child along for pre-op and post-op of major heart surgery…oh wait, that’s just our server! Experience the thrill of planning surgery while dealing with an ex who can’t find a job but can sure find excuses.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of wanting your child to be there for support versus your ex’s sudden concern for missing a week of school. Who will come out on top? Join now to find out!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more intense than a heart surgery consultation, join us for a wild ride. And remember, kids’ preferences always take priority, even in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepMamaCraft

    StepMamaCraft
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3727
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3743 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience for all players! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and outrageous demands just like in the real world!

    Imagine a world where you have to pay $100 a night to feed and clothe your Minecraft character, just like in the story above! But don’t worry, we won’t actually make you pay real money – it’s all just for laughs and giggles.

    Experience the thrill of dealing with crazy step-parents who accuse you of being a bad Minecraft player and refuse to take financial responsibility for your in-game items. Will you stand up for your virtual rights or let them walk all over you?

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the insane world of co-parenting in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual custody battle! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

    The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7273
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9680
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

    We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

    So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8866
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 9596
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

    Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

    And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

    WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 7437
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ores Mined: 9927
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

    Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

    Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoberCraft SMP

    SoberCraft SMP
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3523
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

    When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

    Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 6373
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Animals Bred: 43
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft BoomTime

    LebCraft BoomTime
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1075
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Page Me in Minecraft

    Page Me in Minecraft
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9428
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

    like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

    but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Brain-Gut Connection Craft

    Brain-Gut Connection Craft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3632
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

    we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Veldt Survival

    Veldt Survival
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 8085
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2936 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ores Mined: 8075 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

    Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

    Join Veldt Survival today!

    play.veldtsurvival.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Astoria KitPvP

    Astoria KitPvP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 7686
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 919622 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

    Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

    Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

    The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

    IP: astoria.fun

    astoria.fun

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