child’s mother Minecraft Servers

child’s mother Minecraft Servers

  • CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

    CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 8946
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4694 Dragon Eggs Found: 3082
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

    Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

    So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cake Party Time!

    Cake Party Time!
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 5289
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 50 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 448
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3408 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 97
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Love Letters Sent: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    eternity.mc.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5538
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    cuzwedid.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 2667
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Runes Activated: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    Character Building!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2911
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9178
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7267
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 4213
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Dimension Hops: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Enchantments Applied: 179
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 9308
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 8571
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Zombie Dances: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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