ShowerCurtainCrisis Minecraft Server

personal space, respecting others, ShowerCurtainCrisis, public showers, swimming pool

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We have a guy who showers naked with the curtain wide open, singing like he’s auditioning for American Idol. But don’t worry, he’s just keeping an eye on his $10k watch in his unlocked locker because he doesn’t drive a car. And if you confront him about it, he’ll tell you you’re not right in the head and make you out to be the bad guy. It’s a real locker room drama that you won’t want to miss! Plus, who knows what other crazy characters you’ll meet along the way. Join now for a shower-singing adventure like no other!

BusStopPlayground

Playground, garage door, Injuries, HOA restrictions, water balloon party

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic private drive you’ll ever see! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can deal with parents and their pesky children all day long.

Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of kids using the private drive as a playground, trespassing on our properties, and blocking access like it’s their job. But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles of parents and their army of children (over 12 parents and 25 kids, to be exact) as they take over the private drive for hours on end.

And don’t even get us started on the end of the year water balloon party that the parents throw – it’s a sight to behold! But fear not, we’ve got your back with our no gates or signs policy, because who needs rules when you’ve got chaos?

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just be prepared to defend your property from the ultimate invasion of parents and children. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be accused of ruining anyone’s childhoods!

BangladeshRiotCraft Minecraft Server

Unrest, international news, UN report, children killed, children’s safety

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own kingdom and slay dragons like a boss. we got unicorns and flying pigs too, cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so what u waiting for? join now and become the next minecraft legend! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers

gaza, UN, Justice, CREEPERS, Accountability

so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

NoSplashZone Minecraft Server

Communication, pool safety, pool etiquette, pool access, children’s safety

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

Grownup Gamers SMP Chill Fun

Chill Gaming Environment, fun party games, Dynamic Map Exploration, Adult Gamers Network, quality of life features

Fellow Miners and Crafters!

Sick of kids spamming memes while you mine? Tired of noise ruining your build time? Want a chill spot to craft and chat? Look no further!

Welcome to Grownup Gamers!

GG is a safe and fun place for older gamers. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll find a home here. Our server is fresh with the latest Minecraft version, Spring to Life 1.21.7. Explore, build, and enjoy!

Who Are We?

GG is for Grownup Gamers. Most of us are in our 30s and 40s, with jobs and lives outside of Minecraft. We play a mostly vanilla survival server and have fun party games on weekends.

Our world is new, so there’s lots to explore and build. We’re more than just gamers; we’re friends who support each other!

What Do We Offer?

Friendly Community: Zero tolerance for drama and negativity. We keep it chill.
Monthly Quests: Fun events to spark your creativity!
Java/Bedrock Play: Play together with no fuss!
Voice Chat: Join our Discord for events or just hang out.
Dedicated Server: Enjoy smooth gameplay with backups.
DynMap: See the world in real-time.
Discord Integration: Chat on the go with your friends.
Content Creator Friendly: Play your way, no pressure!
Vanilla Gameplay: Keep it close to the real deal.
Creative Server: Plan your builds with the same seed!
Safety: Your builds are safe with us!