so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’s like the end of women and children’s rights? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so wild, it allows child marriage in the game! that’s right, u can marry off ur little blocky character to another player’s little blocky character. it’s like a virtual wedding, but with pixels! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it… or maybe u will. who knows? it’s all just a crazy virtual world, after all!
