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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7508 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 365 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?