Children MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyTummyTrouble

children’s health, BlockyTummyTrouble, data, gastrointestinal symptoms, Covid-19

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have a blast like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical powers that can cure any gut problems you may have, even if you caught COVID-19! that’s right, just by playing on our server, your tummy will feel better than ever before. we have data on more than 1.5 million US children who have played on our server and guess what? they were 25% more likely to experience GI tract symptoms! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to tummy troubles forever!

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MathCraft Mayhem

learning outcomes, numeracy, learning, mathematical concepts, academic performance

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over ur screen. u wanna build a house made out of cheese? go ahead, we won’t judge. wanna ride a pig off a cliff? do it, we dare u. wanna battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword? well, we gotchu covered.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret caves filled with treasure, mystical creatures that will challenge ur skills, and a community of players who are as crazy as u are. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden golden llama, u will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the madness begin! oh, and did we mention that our server is hosted on a potato powered by unicorn tears? yeah, it’s that awesome.

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NephewNudge Minecraft Server

rules, NephewNudge, aunt, nephew, Behavior

Are you tired of unruly kids running amok in your Minecraft world? Join our server and experience a world where even the wildest nephews like “Zayn” (5Y) are kept in line! Our players are always on their best behavior, no jumping on couches with shoes on or knocking over drinks here!

We understand the importance of discipline, that’s why we have strict rules in place to ensure a peaceful and orderly gaming experience. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a well-behaved community where everyone plays by the rules.

Join us now and witness the magic of a Minecraft server where even the most unruly nephews can’t cause a ruckus. Don’t let your gaming experience be ruined by misbehaving players, come to our server and experience a world of order and peace.

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LaundryCraft: No Hubby Help After Surgery!

surgery recovery, husband’s laundry, branded uniform, laundry mistakes, private hospital

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to mine massive stones and build your own gallbladder-themed castle. Take pictures of your creations and show them off to your fellow players!

After a long day of mining and crafting, you can relax in your virtual home and watch virtual TV on your virtual sofa. No annoying husbands here to nag you about laundry – unless you count the virtual laundry in the game!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to put your virtual football shirts in the virtual dryer. And remember, in this world, you can always say “sorry” and move on to the next blocky adventure. See you in the game!

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ByeFeliciaMC Server

housework, parenting, Graduation, working mom, Support

Looking for an escape from your real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can leave all your relationship problems behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual kingdom!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with a “hubby” who threatens to leave every time he gets mad. Build your dream castle, explore endless worlds, and forget about all the drama back home.

With 80 hours of work a week, you deserve some quality gaming time. Let your virtual kids do all the chores while you conquer new lands and battle epic monsters. And hey, if your virtual partner threatens to leave, just block them and keep building your empire!

Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in our Minecraft world, you’re the one in control. Plus, we have a special feature where you can earn in-game rewards for every real-life problem you leave behind. So why wait? Start crafting your escape today!

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Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

mental health, Adversity, age, Siblings, adverse childhood experiences

yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

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Blocky Math Masters

School, learning, working children, simple problems, education

come join our epic minecraft server where u can flex ur real-world maths skills and show off ur brain power! forget school arithmetic, we got complex maths problems straight from the markets in india! u think u can solve them? prove it! but beware, only 1% of players have been able to crack these mind-bending puzzles. and if u struggle with simple problems, don’t worry, our non-working children in schools are here to help u out. join now for a chance to be the ultimate math wizard in minecraft history!

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Alphabet Jam Land

singing, nursery rhymes, Land, Music, Versions

So, like, imagine a place where the alphabet is sung in the most epic way possible. Like, the letters come to life and start dancing around you as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s like a musical extravaganza mixed with hardcore survival mode.

And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a taste for adventure. They’ll guide you through mazes and challenges that will blow your mind. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the end that’s filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! The sky is always raining diamonds and emeralds, so you can just stand there and collect them like it’s no big deal. And the sunsets are so beautiful that you’ll forget you’re even playing a game.

So, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the alphabet comes to life and pigs talk. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

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SisSwapCraft

Siblings, EMBARRASSMENT, Opinions, family, clothes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a colorful pair of purple shoes in a sea of black and white sneakers! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible, just like how this mom’s 2-year-old son rocks his sister’s hand-me-downs like a fashion icon.

Forget about fitting in with the crowd, on our server, we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like how this mom embraces her son’s choice of clothing, we embrace all players for who they are. Who cares what others think when you’re having a blast building, mining, and crafting in a world where judgment is left at the door?

So come on, join us and let your creativity shine brighter than those sparkly pink clothes in this mom’s son’s wardrobe. Don’t be afraid to stand out and be yourself, because on our server, we celebrate diversity and self-expression. Who knows, you might just find a new pair of purple shoes that fit you perfectly!

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VacayVeto: No Cancels, Just Diamonds

CANCELLATION, diamonds, Memories, vacation plans, family bonding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws canceling a vacation? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting canceled is any chance of peace and quiet.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the OP’s wife canceling a trip because her parents might not make it. But don’t worry, even if your in-laws bail on our server, you can still have a great time and make epic memories with us.

Forget family vacations, join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs parents when you have a whole community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to leave your family drama at the door.

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