Children MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dollhouse Drama Minecraft Server

Drama, relationships, parenting, family, Toys

Are you tired of dealing with doll drama? Want a break from the endless cycle of doll haircuts and drawings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where dolls are banned and creativity knows no limits!

Our server is the perfect place for parents who are tired of playing doll police. No more confiscated dolls, no more ruined childhood memories. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Join us and build your own doll-free paradise. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and battle fearsome mobs. Say goodbye to doll drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the doll drama behind. Who knew escaping from doll chaos could be so much fun?

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LoveCraft Emporium

Mental well-being, psychological well-being, gender differences, relationship satisfaction, family life

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to find true love and happiness in Minecraft! Like, researchers have proven that joining this server will make you feel super satisfied in your virtual relationships, have an amazing quality of virtual sex life, and like, be super empathetic to all the other players. Plus, if you have virtual children on the server, you’ll reach the highest levels of psychological well-being! So, like, join now and find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

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BlockParty: Desegregation Edition

housing initiative, community development, wealth, neighborhood diversity, racial integration

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where we be recreatin’ da Gautreaux Project but in block form! Come join us and experience da thrill of racial desegregation in da virtual world!

Imagine building your own house in a white neighborhood and watchin’ as Black families move in and increase your future lifetime earnings and wealth! It’s like real life, but with blocks and creepers runnin’ around tryna blow up your hard work!

So come on down to our server and be a part of history in da makin’! Who knew desegregation could be so fun and blocky? Join now and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

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FriendshipFails7yo

Conflict Resolution, children, school relationships, childhood friendships, peer relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t believe in forcing friendships or getting involved in kids’ social lives unless there’s virtual bullying involved! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own friendships without any meddling parents!

Our server is the perfect place for kids to learn social skills, like how to navigate falling outs with their Minecraft besties. Who knows, maybe your son’s virtual BFF will build him a pixelated peace offering castle!

And if any parents try to give you dirty looks or huff and tut at you in the virtual playground, just remember that we’re all here to have fun and build awesome creations together. So come join us and let your kids figure out their friendships in the most epic way possible – through mining, crafting, and building!

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Flu-Neuro Kids: 50X Fun!

findings, underlying conditions, children, health, research

lol u ever play on a minecraft server where the mobs are actually brain surgeons? well, u just found it! come join us on this epic server where the zombies will diagnose ur flu symptoms and the creepers will give u a neurologic exam.

if u have underlying neurologic conditions like seizures or meningitis, this is the place for u! our mobs have been trained to handle all ur special needs. they’ll even throw u a party if u have altered mental status or movement disorders.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the medical bills u’ll rack up from all the brain surgeries.

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SleepCraftFamGuilt

transitioned, guilting family, nearby, opinion, sleeping arrangements

Are you tired of family drama and room-sharing debates? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own rooms for you and your kids! No more arguing over who gets the double bed or the crib – on our server, everyone gets their own space, even the grandparents who won’t have to sleep on the sofa.

We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep with little ones, which is why we offer a peaceful and quiet environment for you to relax and unwind. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft world. Join now and build the room of your dreams – no arguments necessary!

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FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

last minute, social events, children, Commitment, friendship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise hospitality like no other! Just like how this mom promised lunch to her son’s friend’s family, only to have it canceled last minute – we promise you won’t be disappointed!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!

Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!

So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂

Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!

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CupcakeCrazeMC

Participation, cupcakes, parenting struggles, children, rookie league

Are you tired of your kids running wild on the soccer field, ignoring the coach’s instructions? Join our Minecraft server where your kids can learn valuable lessons like listening skills and following directions in a fun and interactive way!

Imagine a world where cupcakes are the ultimate currency and participation treats are earned through hard work and teamwork. On our server, your kids will have to work together to build the ultimate cupcake empire while avoiding pesky distractions like rogue players running off to play with other kids.

Don’t be the asshole parent who lets their kids get away with everything. Join our server and show them that in the world of Minecraft, consequences are real and treats must be earned. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where cupcakes reign supreme? Join now and start your delicious adventure!

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Creeper’s Couch Potato Paradise

pixar, wall-e, children, obesity, social commentary

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the mystery of how the people in Wall-E managed to have kids when they couldn’t even stand up!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as quirky as they come.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of Wall-E’s baby boom while building the craziest creations you can imagine. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks – they’re the real masterminds behind it all!

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Blocky Belly Bug Bash

Treatment, gastrointestinal issues, Symptoms, Medical, Belly

so, like, you know how covid-19 is like, super lame and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, we got so much fun and craziness that you’ll forget all about that stupid virus! join us and you’ll never have to worry about gut problems because we’ll keep you laughing so hard, your stomach will hurt from all the fun! plus, we have this one player who built a toilet that actually flushes in the game – like, how insane is that?! come join us and experience the most gut-busting, hilarious minecraft server ever!

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