Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.
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Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.
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