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GameRage Minecraft Server

adolescents, Adults, aggression, Behavior, children, controversy, debate, effects, Entertainment, GameRage, gaming culture, Impact, influence, long-term effects, Media, Minecraft, Psychology, research, Server, society, STUDIES, video games, violence

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4157
New Chunks Explored:	686346	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of people asking you if video games make you violent? Well, come join our Minecraft server and prove them wrong! Our server is so chill, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes to even think about being violent.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or team up with your friends to take down a giant mutant creeper that’s terrorizing the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow gamers.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that video games don’t make you violent – they make you awesome!

Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Article, Australia, children, Costs, Demographic, Economy, Essentials, finance, Future, Government, housing crisis, Minecraft, MONEY, News, policy, Population, reproductive age, Server, Social Issues, statistics, UnderCraft, young adults

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Emeralds Found:	209
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Looking for a place to escape the impending population crisis in Australia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and help repopulate the virtual world with your pixelated offspring because let’s face it, who needs real children when you can have Minecraft babies?

Our server is the perfect place to forget about adulting and focus on building your dream virtual home without worrying about real-life expenses. Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you choose to live in a secluded mountain cave, but hey, we don’t judge!

So come join us on our server and let’s create a world where housing is affordable, basic essentials are plentiful, and the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a spaceship next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-world problems!

LoudHouseGame Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated series, best game, cartoon, children, Entertainment, family, Favorite, Fun, Gaming, Interactive, Kids, Lincoln loud, Loud House, LoudHouseGame, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nickelodeon, puzzle game, Server, Single player, sisters, video game

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Loud House on steroids! Imagine playing in a world where every block is a different member of the Loud family – build your house out of Lincoln blocks, mine for Lisa blocks, and even ride around on a Lana block horse!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Loud House Hide and Seek” where you have to find all 11 Loud siblings before time runs out, and “Loud House Hunger Games” where you have to fight off other players to be the last one standing and win the coveted title of “Loud House Champion”.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a Luna block motorcycle while singing “We Will Rock You” and battle it out with a Lori block in a epic PvP showdown? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkraineWarMinecraftServer: 600Deaths

600Deaths, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, Child deaths, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, gaza conflict, global impact, humanitarian crisis, innocent victims, international conflict, Iraq War, MIDDLE EAST, statistics, Tragedy, ukraine war, UkraineWarMinecraftServer, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its craziness? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes those statistics look like child’s play (pun intended). With more explosions than a war zone and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and see just how weird things can get in the world of blocky adventures!

GirlGamerCraft: Best Minecraft Server Ever!

acceptance, children, Communication, family, Fatherhood, Game, gender, Gender Roles, girl, GirlGamerCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, perspective, Playing, Server, Son, Stereotypes, Support, Surprise, Understanding, video games, walk in

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ores Mined:	7501
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Are you tired of walking in on your son playing as a girl in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that your son won’t even have time to pretend to be a girl! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking pigs. Who needs reality when you can escape to our insane Minecraft world? Join now for a chance to ride a flying llama and battle a giant zombie in a tutu!

Project Alicization | Beta server Minecraft

1.20.70x, alcohol, Auction, bedrock, beta server, Buyers, casinos, children, Cities, Clans, Discord, DRILLS, Economy, Grief, Hardcore, Java Version, level system, Minecraft, native, No Dupe, Npcs, Planes, Private, Project Alicization, relationships, Russian, Seasons, server mechanics, Survival, Tanks, Tnt, tractors, unique code, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Telegram channel: https://t.me/gamehubnk

bedrock

141.94.99.173

Port: 19135

Bedrock version:

1.20.70x

Java version:

1.18x – 1.20.4

Native (1.20.4)

There is a level system here. With each increased level you become stronger. Cities, Weapons, Seasons and temperatures, NPCs that you can control and communicate with, have relationships and children with NPCs. Each NPC has a unique code, which allows you to make them look like players. Also on the server there are drills, which simplifies the extraction of resources, tanks, alcohol that can be brewed, weddings provide certain advantages, planes from which TNT can be dropped, an economy with low inflation, an auction available to everyone, buyers, tractors to simplify farms, casinos and much more everything new. The only server with great mechanics. Survival here is difficult to play alone, each team has a large CD.

To get along on our server you need to be a thoughtful player, otherwise there’s no way

Discord has a synchronous global chat with the server https://discord.com/invite/p2jcRw85

141.94.99.173:25599

BallsyCraft: Where even 6-10 year old girls don’t respect balls

“Youth, age, attitude, Balls, BallsyCraft, Behavior, Childhood, children, cultural expectations, dont, Experience, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Girls, Innocence, Maturity, Perception, perspective, Respect, socialization, societal norms, Sportsmanship, year

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6208
Star Shards Collected:	67	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the greatness of balls? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a whole community of 6-10 year old girls who have mastered the art of disrespecting balls in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a ball-bouncing good time and see just how creative these girls can get with their ball insults. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

CraftyCreeperz FunZone

arrest, bella watts, celeste watts, children, Christopher Watts, colorado, confession, CraftyCreeperz, crime, crude oil tanks, Disappearance, family, FunZone, interview, murder, oil field operator, pregnant wife, shallow grave, shanann watts, Smothering, strangulation, Tragedy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1996	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Christopher Watts couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us for a killer time as we dig deep into the world of Minecraft, just like Watts dug shallow graves for his victims. Build your own oil-storage facility and bury your enemies in style!

With activities like smothering mobs with love (and maybe a little bit of violence), you’ll be sure to have a blast. And don’t worry, we promise not to dump your hard work into crude oil tanks like Watts did with his children.

So come on over and confess your love for Minecraft on our server. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any real-life murders here – only virtual ones!

Hiashi’s Hilarious Hanabi Haven

BETRAYAL, children, Clan, consequences, Expectations, family, favoritism, hanabi, Haven, Hiashi, Hiashis, Hierarchy, hilarious, Hypocrite, injustice, leadership, Legacy, lowest branch, neji, PRESSURE, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Traditions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Void Gems Collected:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most dramatic family feuds from Naruto are brought to life! Join us as we reenact the scandalous drama of the Hyuga clan, where Hiashi is a total drama queen and Hanabi’s children are causing chaos in the lowest branch.

Witness the madness as we recreate the epic showdown between Neji and Hiashi, but with a twist – this time, Hanabi’s kids are the ones causing all the trouble! Will Hiashi finally see the error of his ways and stop being such a hypocrite? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, family drama, and plenty of laughs. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the insanity firsthand in our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Baby-Free Minecraft Server: No GFs, Just Blocks!

babies, BabyFree, blocks, children, Commitment, Companionship, Decision making, Family Planning, fear, Future, gfs, Girlfriend, love, Maturity, Minecraft, parenthood, personal choice, PRESSURE, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6488
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!

BlockyJudgements

Appearance, attitude, Behavior, Beliefs, BlockyJudgements, Body language, clothing, communication style, confidence level, eye contact, facial expressions, first impressions, Grooming, handshake, instant judgment, Manners, personality traits, Posture, Social Skills, tone of voice, VALUES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Do you judge someone based on their skin color, their clothes, or their taste in music? Well, on our Minecraft server, we judge people based on their ability to build the most epic roller coasters in the game! That’s right, if you can’t handle the loops, twists, and turns of our insane roller coaster challenges, then you might as well pack up your blocks and go home. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to be crowned the Roller Coaster King (or Queen) of our wacky world!

TaiwanCraft Server: Renovating Ukraine!

aid, Assistance, Charity, Contribution, Development, donation, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, Infrastructure, international relations, medical facility, Renovating, renovation, Server, solidarity, Support, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Ukraine, US$5 million

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well guess what, on our server u can do all that and more! we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds u’ve ever seen.

join us and u can be part of epic battles with dragons and zombies, or u can just chill and build ur dream house. we even have a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures.

and get this, we have a special event where u can ride on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs at ur enemies! how cool is that?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it. oh, and did we mention that taiwan just pledged US$5 million to help renovate our medical facility in ukraine? yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

CraftyPutinCrashApology

Accountability, air travel, Apologises, Apology, aviation safety, Condolences, condolences to victims, CraftyPutinCrashApology, diplomatic incident, Fault, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political fallout, public relations, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ores Mined:	1452	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin himself apologized for it! he was like “yo, sorry for that plane crash, but it ain’t russia’s fault, it’s all because of this epic minecraft server!” like, can you believe it? join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even world leaders can’t resist the fun! come build, fight, and conquer with us, and maybe even get a personal apology from putin himself! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

MineWild

active community, aquatic mobs, beginner friendly, crate armor, crate tools, Custom Armor, Custom Biomes, Custom Features, custom furniture, Custom Tools, easy difficulty, end dimension, ender ore, friendly server, minewild, multiplayer, player-friendly, smp, Survival, unique additions, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1892
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Server Information
Discord
IP: minewild.net
Port: 19132

Overview
The World’s First Server to have custom features like sharks and copper armor with no mods required!
Most Popular Vanilla Server – The first friendly modified multiplayer minecraft server!
Friendly Community – Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Easy Difficulty – Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7 – Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun – We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Custom Features
– 10+ Custom aquatic mobs like sharks and stingrays
– All previous mob vote mobs (that were not added)
– Crate armor and tools (Turtle, Shogun, Crocodile, and Panda)
– Copper armor and tools
– Ender Ore + Ender armor and tools (ender ore can be found in the end dimension)
– Custom furniture

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to everyone.

Q: Are there mini-games on the server?

A: No, this server focuses on survival gameplay with custom features.

Q: Can I join the server from different Minecraft versions?

A: The server is typically updated to the latest version of Minecraft, so make sure your game is up to date.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the server or through the Discord community.

Q: Are there any ranks or rewards for playing on the server?

A: The server may have a ranking system or rewards for active players, check the server or Discord for more information.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Moo, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, tcgia, tsunderia, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine building with your favorite Phase Connect characters like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol concert, but in Minecraft! Get ready to rock out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko!

Plus, there are Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and Kawaii from Kawaii! It’s a whole virtual world of fun and craziness!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this epic Minecraft server inspired by /pcgia/! It’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Not4MeMC SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, aspirations vs reality, Career Change, career exploration, career goals, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, goals, interests, life choices, Life decisions, Not4MeMC, Passion, personal development, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like no other, my dudes.

Join our server for the chance to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you heard me. Llama whisperer. These majestic creatures will only respond to your commands if you can speak their language. And trust me, it’s a language only the truest of gamers can master.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that. Armored pigs, armed with diamond swords, charging into battle like the noble steeds they are. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Glowstone dance floor, zombie DJs, and all the rotten flesh you can eat. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

OldManCraft

aging, Change in priorities, critical thinking, cynical, disillusionment, emotional intelligence, Experience, growing up, jaded, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, OldManCraft, personal growth, perspective, Realism, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, skepticism, unimpressed, wisdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	1250	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	247	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

aid, arms deal, arms sales, arms transfer, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, government assistance, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, political news, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US, WeaponizedCraft, weapons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	211
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!