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  • “Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

    “Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9477
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Magic Items Found: 8266
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

    With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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  • MentalLoadMinecraft

    MentalLoadMinecraft
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6301
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3808 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

    Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

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  • BabyCardCraft

    BabyCardCraft
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 1469
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2455 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 95 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 182 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

    Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

    Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

    Ex-Treats Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9935
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 New Chunks Explored: 729422
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

    But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

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  • Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision

    Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 8826
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We promise you won’t have to make any tough decisions like terminating babies with Downs syndrome (unless you want to, we don’t judge). Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that poor baby, RIP).

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  • Arknights Endfield Minecraft SMP

    Arknights Endfield Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8256
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Towns Built: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Animals Bred: 108 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we combine the chaos of Death Stranding, the epicness of Final Fantasy 12, and the allure of waifus all in one place! But wait, there’s more – we also have a special feature where you can exploit children in factories!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and questionable ethics. Build your dream base, conquer epic dungeons, and maybe even find love with a waifu NPC. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Just watch out for those child labor laws… or not, we won’t judge!

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  • Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

    Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8001
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Emeralds Found: 7820
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being replaced by AI chatbots and feeling lonely in the age of technology? Join our Minecraft SMP where young, lonely men can find their true potential through gay conversion therapy! Say goodbye to isolation and hello to a sexual paradise with us. Who needs heavy lifting when you can have a blast in our outrageous server? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

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  • Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP

    Regretful Married Men SMP: Don’t Do Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7087
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being tied down by marriage and kids in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a virtual world where you can be a single, rich, and child-free player on a Minecraft SMP server? Well, look no further because our server offers the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being a carefree bachelor with endless riches and no responsibilities. Build extravagant mansions, drive fancy cars, and party like there’s no tomorrow in our virtual world.

    But beware, drama and chaos await you as you navigate through the treacherous waters of relationships and parenthood on our server. Will you choose to settle down and start a virtual family, or will you continue living the single life in our crazy Minecraft SMP world?

    So come join us and experience the ultimate escape from reality on our server. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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  • Peaceful Minecraft SMP Warriors

    Peaceful Minecraft SMP Warriors
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 123
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3062 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us on this wild ride where we reenact epic battles from history, like the Battle of Hogwarts or the Siege of Helm’s Deep. Who needs regular Minecraft when you can be fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword?

    But wait, there’s more! Help our resident mad scientist build an “Iron Man suit” to take down the evil warlords causing chaos in the server. Fly through the skies and rain down justice on those who dare to disrupt our peace.

    And if that’s not enough, join forces with your fellow players to create the ultimate weapon – the “disarm everything device.” Say goodbye to violence and hello to world peace, all thanks to your Minecraft skills.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again… in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Corner Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2073
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Potions Brewed: 190 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world drama and just want to escape to a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and forget all about the exhausting idea of marriage and having kids. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs a partner or offspring when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat?

    Forget about bad genes and lack of socialization, because on our server, everyone is equal and ready to have a good time. No need to worry about being a terrible parent, just focus on being the best miner and builder you can be.

    So why wait? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find your next block of diamond!

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  • NoCreepersPlz

    NoCreepersPlz
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7055
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where we have removed all creepers from the game because let’s be real, who needs those explosive green pests ruining your day? Instead, we have replaced them with adorable puppies who follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and become the richest player in the land. So come join us and say goodbye to creepers forever!

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  • BrokebackCraft Minecraft Server

    BrokebackCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 8571
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

    our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”

    join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • HighwayCraft: NATO Edition

    HighwayCraft: NATO Edition
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 6979
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Votes: 3777 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

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    So, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, out of nowhere, American F-35 stealth fighters come swooping down and land on the highway in Europe. It’s like a crazy action movie, but in Minecraft!

    Join this server for the most intense and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your blocky empire? Plus, you’ll get to train with NATO’s newest allies, because why not? It’s all about the unexpected and the absurd on this server.

    So, if you’re ready for some mind-blowing adventures and non-stop excitement, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared for anything, because with F-35 fighters and NATO allies around, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

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  • Blocky Bros: Right-Wing Studs

    Blocky Bros: Right-Wing Studs
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7615
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 1931
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers outta their eyes and unicorns dat poop out diamonds.

    u know why u gotta join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and if u find it, u get to ride a flying pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.

    we also got a rollercoaster made entirely outta lava and if u survive the ride, u get a pet creeper dat gives u hugs instead of exploding.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to do backflips while fighting off evil skeletons? yea, it’s pretty lit.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and downright bizarre minecraft community out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • What is the IP for Lessons in Meme Culture Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Lessons in Meme Culture Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3728
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft ServersLessons in Meme Culture is a multimedia project created by a team of internet culture enthusiasts. They explore and analyze the impact and evolution of memes in our digital world through videos, articles, and social media content. Their goal is to educate and entertain audiences about the history and significance of memes in pop culture.

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  • BTG-Anarchy

    BTG-Anarchy
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 3848
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

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    Very basic and simple. Players are encouraged to explore and use mods to explore their surroundings. Some areas are protected by world guard for those creators that are too young or inexperienced to venture into pvp.

    mc.bowmantg.com

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  • Ember Hollows: The Server Where Diamonds are More Common Than a Straight Answer on Reddit

    Ember Hollows: The Server Where Diamonds are More Common Than a Straight Answer on Reddit
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 1970
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

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    Minecraft Server
    Theme Farming Sim
    Research Requirement Everything needs to be researched
    Testers Anyone welcome

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the theme of this modpack?

    A: The theme of this modpack is farming simulation.

    Q: What is the requirement for everything in the modpack?

    A: Everything in the modpack needs to be researched.

    Q: Who is welcome to become a tester for the modpack?

    A: Anyone is welcome to help test the modpack.

    Q: What rewards can testers expect on the server for this pack?

    A: Testers will receive rewards on the server for their help in testing the modpack.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7206
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Villages Defended: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring names and basic gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the motto is “WHITE COCK > ASIAN MOUTH”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground club where players can participate in wild dance parties with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. It’s like Ibiza, but blockier.

    2. We have a special potion in the game that turns your character into a unicorn with rainbow fart powers. Who wouldn’t want to fart rainbows while galloping through the virtual world?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken” that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the bling your virtual farm will have with those eggs!

    4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give your character the ability to fly for a limited time. Soar through the skies like a majestic carrot-powered superhero!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Remember, on our server, “WHITE COCK > ASIAN MOUTH” is not just a motto, it’s a way of life.

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  • No-Incels Minecraft SMP

    No-Incels Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 2145
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 336
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where half the board is essentially r/dating_advice! Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our server, where you can find your Minecraft soulmate while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

    Join us for a chance to meet your in-game crush, have awkward virtual dates, and maybe even get Minecraft married in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and virtual cake. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    But beware, love triangles are a common occurrence on our server, so be prepared for some drama and heartbreak along the way. Will you find true love or end up in a virtual breakup? Only time will tell on our Minecraft SMP!

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  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 5939
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into the virtual world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from crazy family stories like a nephew’s phantom pregnancy? Join us and build your own world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about the $150,000 down payment requests from family members who may or may not be grifters. Who needs real life drama when you can join us and create your own virtual utopia?

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing disappearing is your worries and the only thing you need to apologize for is not joining sooner! Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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