Children MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

family dynamics, favoritism, intervention, compromise, discipline

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat all players equally…unless you’re the eldest daughter of one of our players! Join us for a wild ride of favoritism and drama, where one player’s child gets all the perks while the others are left in the dust.

But don’t worry, we also offer special ADHD treatment for those who need it, because why not add a little extra chaos to the mix? Join us and witness firsthand the struggles of being the not-so-favorite child, all while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on in and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, only on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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CreeperCousinCouture

children, misunderstanding, supportive, aunt, dress up

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my aunt’s sudden mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Just like how my aunt went from cool to strict in a matter of seconds, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. One minute you’re peacefully building a house, the next you’re caught in a heated argument over the best way to farm potatoes.

And just like how my aunt accused me of turning her daughter into a mini-hooker, our server is full of accusations and drama that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now for a gaming experience that’s crazier than my aunt’s sudden outbursts!

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BlockyWeddingDrama

Driving, Pregnancy, children, germs, best man

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a pregnant Minecraft player? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate all stages of life, even if you’re about to pop like a creeper!

We understand the importance of having a supportive community, especially when you’re expecting a baby and your in-laws are more explosive than a TNT block. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and build your dream virtual nursery.

Forget about traveling long distances for weddings, on our server, you can attend virtual weddings from the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about exposing your newborn to germs, they’ll be safe and sound in our pixelated world.

So come join us, where diapers are optional and the only thing you’ll be dragging along is your trusty pickaxe. Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft family waiting for you?

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ExBlockcation: Kids Edition

custody, children, Respect, holiday plans, Scheduling

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with an ex who puts work over their own kids? Look no further, join our server and escape the drama of co-parenting with a man who thinks a poolside vacation is more important than his daughter’s sports competition!

Our server is filled with players who know the importance of family and won’t guilt trip you into changing your plans just to accommodate their last-minute holiday bookings. We’ve got a community of supportive players who will have your back when your ex tries to bully you into giving up your show tickets for his convenience.

So, if you want a break from real-life drama and enjoy building virtual worlds with like-minded players, join our server now! Who needs a resort in the Med when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Plus, we promise no one will ever prioritize work over spending time with their kids on our server!

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Auntie’s Kiddie-Free Minecraft Server

watch, Boundaries, Aunties, Communication, Job

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and responsibilities. Just like our player who found themselves in a sticky situation with their aunt and her demanding children, you too can experience the thrill of balancing work, school, and babysitting duties in our virtual world.

But fear not, for on our server, you won’t have to pay rent or buy your own food. In fact, you can build your dream house with all the furnishings you desire, without any judgment from your virtual family members.

And if you ever need a break from watching over toddlers or dealing with demanding relatives, simply log on to our server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can have all the fun and adventure in Minecraft?

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RoomieRansom Minecraft Server

CAR, self sufficient, Minecraft, Event, Upset

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging flying creepers and battling zombie pigmen who have a serious case of the hiccups. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for lucky players to find!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a place where roommates demand payment for watching your kids while you go out for a few hours. That’s right, for just $20 an hour, you can have the peace of mind knowing that your children are being looked after by someone who uses your car daily and doesn’t pay rent. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and outrageous stories that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Expectations, ENGAGEMENT, Communication, Decision making, children

Are you tired of your Minecraft partner not taking building and expanding your virtual home seriously? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for all the planners out there! Join us and leave the “just in time” solutions behind, because on our server, we believe in proper preparation for the future of your blocky abode.

Imagine a world where every block placed is carefully thought out and meticulously planned. That’s the kind of dedication we expect from our players. No more nonchalant attitudes towards building and expanding – it’s time to take your Minecraft home to the next level!

And hey, if you’re looking for a partner who shares your passion for planning and preparation, you might just find them on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate to build a blocky future with. So why wait? Join us now and start building your dream Minecraft home, one block at a time!

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Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Risk, Paracetamol, Medical research, Pregnancy, likelihood

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

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YouTubeRedCraft

Future, self-directed learning, Technology, INFORMATION, internet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll learn more than Elon Musk’s kids did on YouTube and Reddit! Our server is filled with educational opportunities that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world.

Join us and you’ll discover secret underground societies of villagers who communicate through interpretive dance. You’ll learn how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and determination, just like Elon Musk built his empire out of memes and rocket fuel.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you befriend one of these majestic creatures, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on YouTube and Reddit when you could be exploring our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server? Join us now and become the next Elon Musk of the block-building world!

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Gene Therapy Kids Eye Cure

Read, world, Gene therapy, inject, shapes

yo, u gotta join this sick minecraft server cuz we got doctors in london curing blindness in kids with gene therapy! they injectin healthy genes into kids’ eyes with keyhole surgery and now these kids can see shapes, recognise their parents’ faces, and some of them can even read and write! like, how crazy is that?! imagine if we had that kinda technology in minecraft, we could see through walls and read all the secret messages in the game! join now and be part of this epic journey to cure blindness in minecraft!

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