Are you tired of entitled parents ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world drama! No entitled parents allowed, only cool kids with iPads (or any other device) are welcome here. Imagine a world where you can build and create without any interruptions from crying children or judgmental parents. Join now and say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to endless fun!
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iPadCraft: NoDaughterNoProblem
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BlockyKids GunZ & FunZ
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.
So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!
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Celeb Baby Name Madness
so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!
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BabyRageMinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Looking for a server where anything can happen? Well, look no further because on our server, babies are randomly pressing buttons everywhere!Imagine logging in to find your entire base covered in pink wool because a baby decided to go on a decorating spree. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of dirt because, well, babies gonna baby.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of babies armed with diamond swords taking on a horde of creepers. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us today! Just make sure to keep an eye on your belongings, you never know what a baby might get their hands on next.
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CortiCraft – Stressful Kids’ Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the kids with behavioral probs go to play. It’s like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. The hair cortisol levels are off the charts, man. It’s like a stress ball explosion in your brain. But hey, if you join, you’ll be part of this wild experiment where we try to lower cortisol levels by building epic structures and battling zombies. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with other kids who totally get what you’re going through. So come on, join the chaos and let’s see if we can turn those cortisol levels upside down!
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KidzCraftMurderMystery
come join our epic minecraft server where we slay evil commanders like the IDF slayed that Hamas dude who murdered a man in front of his kids! we’re all about justice and revenge here, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the server for you! plus, we have the best loot and the craziest adventures waiting for you. don’t miss out on the action, join now and show those bad guys who’s boss!
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ReunionRage: NoWifeAllowed
Are you tired of your wife turning every conversation into a dramatic saga about her health issues? Do you want to escape the never-ending loop of hospital stories and family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a weekend of fun and adventure, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to survive against the creepers and zombies. Leave behind the constant reminders of heart surgeries and medical procedures, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds.
Escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time with friends. So leave your wife at home, grab your pickaxe, and join us for a reunion like no other. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the real world behind!
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CraftyQueers Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all walks of life, even the theistic Satanists with baphomet necklaces! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected friendships.We don’t care if you’re raising your kids in religion or not, as long as you’re cool with building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no judgment” policy when it comes to your personal beliefs or who you love.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of Minecraft, feel free to vent about your neighbor’s judgmental mom or share your wildest parenting stories. We’re all in this together, one block at a time.
So come join us on this hilarious journey where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the drama between Minecraft moms. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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KidCraft: No Excuses!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and crutches are weapons of choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Tyler and Brooklyn had an epic crutch battle that shook the entire family gathering.Witness the drama unfold as Tyler hurls crutches down the stairs like a pro, only to be thwarted by Brooklyn’s fierce determination to defend her territory. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Only time will tell.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to Elle, the ultimate defender of kids being “just kids” no matter what crazy antics they get up to. Watch as she shields Tyler from the wrath of the family, proclaiming that no one is hurt and he’s just a kid. Will her fierce loyalty be enough to save him from the consequences of his actions?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is always expected and crutches are more than just mobility aids, join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wild adventures await you in our crazy world!
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NoKidzAllowedMC
Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft time? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero unsolicited parenting advice! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a land of blocky fun and adventure.On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister judging your time-out techniques or your parents telling you to just let it go. Build your dream world without the drama, and let your creativity run wild!
So come on, join us and leave the family feuds behind. Who needs family harmony when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!