Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!
In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!
So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!
Our server is the perfect place to forget about real-world responsibilities and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never feel alone – unless you want some solo time to mine for diamonds, of course.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where ring prices don’t matter and car accidents don’t exist? Come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together – no judgment, just fun!
Join us and build your dream home without the fear of nosy seniors pouring chemicals on your lawn. Our virtual neighborhood is filled with friendly players who won’t yell at you for shoveling snow or call by-law on your pixelated creations.
Forget about real-life family dynamics and foster kids drama, on our server, you can focus on mining, crafting, and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a TNT cannon and show them who’s boss!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who needs real neighbors when you can have a whole virtual community to play with? Let’s build and conquer together, one block at a time!
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and judgmental in-laws. Who needs zombies and creepers when you have relatives like these?
Join us and witness the epic showdown between the overbearing parents and the “cool aunt” who just can’t seem to keep her opinions to herself. Will they ever find common ground? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on down and join the chaos! Build your own drama-filled world and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Just remember, family drama is always more fun in block form!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where kids are throwing toys at you, shouting about “big fat boobies,” and trying to cheat their way to victory in every game. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where even the most outrageous antics are just part of the fun.
And if you’re lucky, you might even come across some rice krispie treats with Glinda and Elphaba wrappers, sparking a heated debate over princesses and witches. Who knew a simple snack could cause so much drama?
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such madness and still have a blast? Plus, you’ll never know what to expect next – whether it’s a kid trying to take you down in a sword fight or arguing over the color of their rice krispie treat wrappers.
Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!
Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!
Don’t let a disagreement about love conditions lead to a divorce like it did for one player’s husband. On our server, we value healthy communication and understanding. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like walking out on us! Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together, one block at a time. #LoveIsConditionalInMinecraft
the story goes that once a player ate a fish and became so powerful, they defeated the ender dragon with just a single punch. now that player is worshipped as a god on our server, with their own temple and followers who bring them offerings of fish every day.
so come join us and become the next fish-powered legend on our server! just watch out for any suspicious fish dinners at home, we don’t want any more casualties like those poor children.
[1.19.3 Java + Bedrock] The Rift is a network of games, including Survival! We have many custom features and host events often. Our #1 goal is to make this the best experience possible, so join now and give us feedback!
JAVA: riftmc.org BEDROCK: riftmc.org (Port 25565)
Vote for The Rift for in-game rewards! If you are on bedrock, include a “*” at the beginning of your username.
riftmc.org
Come hang out and chill in our fun little community. We’re wanting to build a friendly and open environment to relax, have fun, and mine together. We hope you enjoy your stay!
199.60.101.85:25601
ThunderNetworkS1.evils.in
45.93.200.27:25621
Are you looking for a lag free friendly environment? Then look no further. Matrix Survival is a great SMP for those who want to get away from having to pay for a server.
135.125.52.180:25581
Here at Mundo Veneco we believe that communication is the key to an incredible community. That is why we are dedicated to survival and survival role, with economy, stores, casinos, cars, vehicles in general and many other things.
play.mundoveneco.com
Welcome to the Galaxio Network, where Minecraft transcends the ordinary and ventures into a cosmos of limitless possibilities. Immerse yourself in a universe meticulously crafted to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.
Embark on a Galactic Adventure as you explore our custom-designed galaxies, each presenting a tapestry of challenges and opportunities. Whether you're a seasoned explorer or a newcomer to the Minecraft universe, Galaxio Network beckons with landscapes waiting to be uncovered and quests ready to be conquered.
Engage in thrilling PvP excellence in our state-of-the-art arenas. Prove your mettle, exhibit strategic prowess, and ascend to the ranks of ultimate PvP champions. Our meticulously balanced combat system ensures every battle is an epic and fair encounter.
play.galaxio.fun
open world server. griefer survival!!!
f2.gamely.pro:26739
The Magic Tavernby: Gaming Under the Influence
If you’re a fan of Minecraft but want to try something a little different, this might just be what you have been looking for! With premium plugins and multiple worlds, we try to accommodate for everyone. Our survival world has lots of features that we really hope you enjoy. Players can craft magical items and level them up with the Magic plugin. You can create your own shops through Chest Shop. We offer land claim so members can claim their land to protect it. You can even make your own alcohol! Like I said lots of features, I’m just too lazy to list all of them. We have a creative world for those who just like to build. The server is 24/7 with practically no downtime. If you like a little role play and want to spice things up, I think you should come and check us out. Anyways, thanks for reading.
– the GUI team
37.187.155.48
Join the newest survival server. Pure survival, pvp, shops, jobs and many more to be added. We also have a discord were you can buy plots of land in the shopping district and build your own shops with a proper NPC shopkeeper. And we will be hosting events pretty often. If you want an old school survival Minecraft but a little modernized join us 🙂
Server is always online
Join our discord
discord.gg/Dx4P3fMf
141.94.100.73:25570