Children MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidnapCraft Minecraft Server

Wedding, trust issues, Minecraft, Moving, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life MIL drama and build your dream world without any unwanted visitors.

Imagine a world where your MIL can’t kidnap your virtual children and you can build as many car seats as you want without anyone questioning your parenting choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves without any judgment from meddling in-laws.

Join us now and show your spouse that you’re “over it” by building a fortress to protect your virtual children from any MIL shenanigans. Let’s build a world where forgiveness doesn’t mean giving free rein to crazy family members, but rather creating a space for endless creativity and fun. See you in the game!

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KoalaCraft Minecraft Server

KoalaCraft, children, Minecraft, childcare center, Australia

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we burn down childcare centers and spray paint weird stuff on the walls! we got all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want in a blocky world. join us if you want to be part of the most insane and outrageous community out there. who needs rules and order when you can have pure anarchy and destruction? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s set the world on fire together!

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EternalNoKids Minecraft SMP

Reproduction, EternalNoKids, philosophical dilemmas, Ethics, consequences

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, there’s this crazy rumor going around that if you play on this server, you’ll gain IMMORTALITY! Like, you’ll never die in the game or something, how cool is that?! But, like, the catch is that you can’t have kids anymore. But who needs kids when you can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, there’s this secret underground society of players who have already achieved immortality and they’re like, the coolest players on the server. So, like, join now and become part of this insane world where you can live forever and do all sorts of wacky stuff with your immortal buddies. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now! #immortalityftw #minecraftsmpgoals 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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KittyBlockParty

Niece, parenting, kitten, Pets, relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.

Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.

So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

injury, Argument, self-absorbed, Support, CraftyFamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

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MomCraftNoBackseatDriving

correcting behavior, private discussions, MomCraftNoBackseatDriving, family dynamic, advocating

Are you tired of feeling like your parenting skills are being undermined by your spouse in front of the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience a world where you can set your own rules and boundaries without anyone telling you to calm down. No more feeling silenced or disrespected – on our server, you are the ultimate ruler of your virtual kingdom!

Imagine a world where you can parent your virtual Minecraft kids without any interference from your spouse. Build a fortress, tame some virtual animals, and show your kids who’s boss in a world where trust is fully developed (and boundaries are fully respected).

So come join our server and say goodbye to real-life parenting disagreements. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your spouse about when to step in and when to back off. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a virtual world where you can be the ultimate parent without any interruptions?

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DisneyLandDenied Minecraft Server

DisneyLandDenied, Respect, Boundaries, aunt, School

Are you tired of your sister-in-law trying to steal your kids and take them to Disney without you? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no one will try to lure your children away with promises of magical theme parks!

Join our server and build a virtual Disney World for your kids to enjoy, right from the safety of your own home. No need to worry about pesky relatives trying to whisk them away on international trips without your consent. Plus, you can level up your education in Minecraft and take your kids on epic virtual trips whenever you want!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun and adventure. Because on our server, the only thing your kids will be running towards is their next Minecraft build, not some sneaky aunt trying to steal them away to Disney!

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BlockyBoys vs PixelGirls

Boys, Performance, empowerment, BIAS, Confidence

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A GENDER GAP THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! BOYS THINK THEY’RE ALL THAT AND ASK FOR BIGGER BONUSES EVEN THO THEY AINT DOIN’ NOTHIN’ SPECIAL! COME SEE THE CRAZINESS FOR YOURSELF AND MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT NEGOTIATING LIKE A PRO (OR A DERP)! #MINECRAFTGENDERGAPFUN #BOYSTHINKTHEYREALLTHAT #GIRLSRULEBOYSDROOL

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ExWifetoNewBae

ex wife, moving in together, children, sharing items, hair products

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life!

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BlockyParentLove – Building bonds one block at a time

children, favoritism, bonds, child behavior, family dynamics

join our epic minecraft server where we treat daughters like queens and sons like peasants! but don’t worry, the children don’t even notice cuz they’re too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons. if you’re agreeable and responsible, you’ll get all the loot and diamonds you could ever dream of! come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

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