come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮
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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone
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ParentalPadSleeps
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!
Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!
So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!
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GrannyGamer Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships and betrayal, just like the tangled vines in the jungle biome.Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good soap opera storyline, complete with step-grandmas, cheating scandals, and family feuds. Will you choose to forgive and forget like some players, or will you hold onto that grudge tighter than a diamond sword?
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining family saga in Minecraft history? Join now and let the madness begin!
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DadCraft: NoSoloTime
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only seizures you’ll be experiencing are from the sheer excitement of playing on our epic server!Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life worries behind. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to worry about your partner’s epilepsy or your financial struggles.
Imagine a world where your biggest concern is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. No falling babies here, just falling blocks as you create your own virtual paradise.
So come on, leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Nibling Adoption Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We have players from all walks of life, so you’re sure to meet some interesting characters along the way. Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home in no time.
And the best part? We have a strict “no family drama” policy. That’s right, no guilt trips, no emotional manipulation, just pure fun and excitement. So leave all your real-life troubles at the door and dive into the world of Minecraft with us.
Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket
join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!
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ExBlockPartyFun
Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama llama girlfriend? Do you want to host a birthday party for your child without any unnecessary drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a drama-free zone!On our server, you can build the most epic birthday party for your child without worrying about your ex’s problematic girlfriend crashing the party. We have a strict no drama policy, so you can focus on taking pictures with your ex and your kids without any interruptions.
Join now and let’s build a virtual world where exes and their crazy girlfriends can’t ruin your special moments. Don’t let the drama llama girlfriend keep you from celebrating your child’s birthday in peace – join our server today!
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Parental Discipline Fun Land
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BESTEST COMMUNITY EVER! WE GOT KIDS WHOSE PARENTS WERE SUPER HARSH AND NOW THEY’RE EXPERTS AT EMOTION REGULATION AND PEER RELATIONSHIPS! PLUS, THEY’RE PROSOCIAL BEHAVIOR IS THROUGH THE ROOF! COME JOIN US AND LEARN SOME LIFE SKILLS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES! #BESTSERVEREVER #CRAZYSTORIES #MINECRAFTFUN
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GunCraftAcademy
come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to shoot guns like russian schools do! we have target practice with creepers and skeletons, and our pvp battles are like a war zone! join now and become a pro shooter in minecraft, just like those russian kids! trust us, it’s totally safe and not at all insane. just remember to wear your bulletproof armor and aim for the head!
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NoKidsAllowedMC
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and responsibilities in real life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the stress? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next!Forget about real-life family issues and toxic relationships, on our server, the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers! Build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and team up with other players to take on epic adventures.
And hey, if you ever feel guilty for not taking in your nieces and nephews in real life, just remember that on our server, you can create a whole village of kids who will never ask you for anything except maybe some virtual cookies.
So come join us and escape the chaos of real life for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky friends to hang out with!