Children MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CheatingCraft: Abort or Not?

children, relationship, forgiveness, decision, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise no cheating, unless it’s in a game of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and twists, just like the time my pet pig learned how to fly and became the server’s official mascot.

Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, like the time we stumbled upon a secret underground village filled with talking chickens who only speak in riddles.

Build your dream home and create epic structures, like the time we built a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of rainbow-colored water.

Join us for endless fun and adventure, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when you try to sneak extra diamonds from your friend’s chest. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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SelfishCraft Minecraft Server

Struggling, Financial Stability, Allergy, Food, college

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky family drama getting in your way!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of your brother-in-law Billy, who thinks he knows what’s best for your marriage. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds, not dealing with peanut butter sabotage and family feuds.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night against a horde of zombies. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? Join now and leave the peanut butter controversies behind!

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BlockyGun ER: Reloaded & Revived

firearm violence, Gun Violence, firearm safety, injury, Hospital

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows and fireballs! we got so much action you’ll forget all about real life hospitalizations!

we got Black patients, children, and people covered by Medicaid running around like crazy, trying to survive in our wild world. it’s like a hospital drama but with blocks and creepers!

come see why 34% more people were hospitalized for a firearm-related injury in 2020 and 2021 than prepandemic, but in our server, you’ll just be hospitalized for falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a TNT trap!

join now for the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience of your life!

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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

URINE, findings, KidFree, detectable, exposure

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

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ParentalPadSleeps

Illness, Help, hair loss, physically demanding job, parenting

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!

Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!

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GrannyGamer Minecraft Server

GrannyGamer, Cheating, Server, reconciliation, Rude

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships and betrayal, just like the tangled vines in the jungle biome.

Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good soap opera storyline, complete with step-grandmas, cheating scandals, and family feuds. Will you choose to forgive and forget like some players, or will you hold onto that grudge tighter than a diamond sword?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Who needs a boring old survival world when you can have a front-row seat to the most entertaining family saga in Minecraft history? Join now and let the madness begin!

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DadCraft: NoSoloTime

epilepsy, parenting, DadCraft, Communication, children

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only seizures you’ll be experiencing are from the sheer excitement of playing on our epic server!

Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life worries behind. Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to worry about your partner’s epilepsy or your financial struggles.

Imagine a world where your biggest concern is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster. No falling babies here, just falling blocks as you create your own virtual paradise.

So come on, leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Nibling Adoption Minecraft Server

guilt trip, immigration, undocumented, schadenfreude, Minecraft

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We have players from all walks of life, so you’re sure to meet some interesting characters along the way. Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home in no time.

And the best part? We have a strict “no family drama” policy. That’s right, no guilt trips, no emotional manipulation, just pure fun and excitement. So leave all your real-life troubles at the door and dive into the world of Minecraft with us.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

prevalence, study, gender dysphoria, dysphoria, GP records

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

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ExBlockPartyFun

ex’s girlfriend conflict, ex’s girlfriend drama, family dynamics, co parenting, petty behavior

Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama llama girlfriend? Do you want to host a birthday party for your child without any unnecessary drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a drama-free zone!

On our server, you can build the most epic birthday party for your child without worrying about your ex’s problematic girlfriend crashing the party. We have a strict no drama policy, so you can focus on taking pictures with your ex and your kids without any interruptions.

Join now and let’s build a virtual world where exes and their crazy girlfriends can’t ruin your special moments. Don’t let the drama llama girlfriend keep you from celebrating your child’s birthday in peace – join our server today!

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