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FamilyGriefGone

children safety, coffee maker thrown, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., downtown living, family conflict, family drama, FamilyGriefGone, financial assistance, hotel booking, interracial relationship, jewelry mishap, kicking out family, overprotective mother, penthouse living, proposal gone wrong, racial slurs, standing up for self, threatened NC, verbal assault

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than kicking out your boyfriend’s entire family from your penthouse!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, with unexpected plot twists and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the chaos firsthand on our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more action than a coffee maker being thrown at you, then you’ve come to the right place. Our community is full of surprises and excitement that will leave you saying “WTF” in the best way possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Who needs a boring old sitcom when you can be a part of the craziest storylines on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8375	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
New Chunks Explored:	700874	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	4527	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4087
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ores Mined:	3430	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!