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CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3620
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Crafty Fact Checkers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Votes:	9855
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Potions Brewed:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magic Items Found:	4599
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3887	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Unsatisfied Miners

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

Villager Reality TV: Where Creeper Drama and Enderman Fashion Collide!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4245
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Towns Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Palsaut Pakesin’s Pixel Party: Where Creepers Dance and Endermen Sing!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Oh, honey, “Palsaut Pakesin” is not just a song, it’s the hottest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks. Yes, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE BLOCKS! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are experts in building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join “Palsaut Pakesin” and let the adventure begin!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers and Gamers Unite!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chill with Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your virtual vtuber needs!

Luxiem will serenade you with his angelic voice, Noctyx will keep you on your toes with his mysterious aura, ILUNA will dazzle you with her magical abilities, XSOLEIL will bring the sunshine wherever he goes, Krisis will keep you entertained with his wild antics, and Claude will claw his way into your heart.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and heartwarming moments with these virtual superstars. And don’t forget to engage in fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting – it’s all encouraged here!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other, where the virtual meets the absurd in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, fellow vtuber enthusiasts!

DragonFarts: Where Thoughts on Dragons Roar!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old dragons just sitting around in other Minecraft servers? Well, our server takes dragons to a whole new level! Our dragons are trained in the ancient art of breakdancing and can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between dragons that will leave you in stitches!

But that’s not all – our dragons also have a talent for stand-up comedy! Imagine a dragon telling jokes while breathing fire – now that’s entertainment! So if you’re a fan of dragons with a sense of humor, this is the server for you.

And if you’re still not convinced, our dragons have also been known to host cooking shows where they whip up delicious meals using only their fiery breath. Who knew dragons were such talented chefs?

So come join our server and experience the wacky world of dragons like never before. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about fire-breathing, breakdancing, stand-up comedy dragons!

Treeless Murica LOLz Craft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where American villages don’t have trees because the villagers are secretly tree-hating aliens in disguise! Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon and help the villagers plant trees to save their planet from intergalactic deforestation. Plus, rumor has it that the trees are actually hiding valuable treasures that the aliens are trying to keep hidden. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other!