children first – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

BILvsKids, brother-in-law, children first, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family feud, family hierarchy, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Gender Roles, generational differences, meal etiquette, Minecraft, parenting priorities, ranch life, Server, serving order, sibling relationships, traditional values

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

BlockyClimateTrolls

agrichemical companies, Agriculture (Industry), BlockyClimateTrolls, climate change, climate delay, climate denial, climate obstruction, corporate responsibility, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental solutions, fossil fuel energy, fossil fuel industries, Fossil Fuels, networking, plastic industry, Plastics, regulatory burdens, social media, tweeting

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MINE FOSSIL FUELS AND MAKE PLASTICS TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIKE TWEETING FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRIES, NETWORKING FOR CLIMATE DELAY AND DENIAL! WE HIGHLIGHT THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF REGULATORY BURDENS WHILE CREATING INSANE ENVIRONMENTAL SOLUTIONS LIKE BUILDING GIANT PLASTIC TREES AND DRIVING GAS GUZZLING MINECARTS! COME JOIN US FOR A LOLZ TIME AND HELP DESTROY THE EARTH IN STYLE! #SAVETHEPLANET #NOTREALLY #JUSTKIDDING #MINECRAFTFUN #JOINUSNOW!

FenixPVP

Balanced Economy, bedrock, Cross-Play, Economy, FenixPVP, FullPvP, java, KitPvP, PvP, Store, Unique Plugins

Servidor FullPvP Bedrock/Java 1.8.x/1.20.x

Unique Plugins & Balanced Economy

Store: loja.fenixpvp.com

jogar.fenixpvp.com:25591

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, anti-grief, Armor statues, authentic, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, Extras, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, player heads, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

FAQ

What is the world border size?

The world border is set at 20k.

Do you reset the world with each Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each update instead of resetting, allowing players to keep working on their projects without fear of losing progress.

What plugins and datapacks do you use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

What communication tools do you use?

We use Simple VC for in-game chatting and DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier navigation.

How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to get started: Discord Link

Galactic Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, achievement, Acquisition, Automotive Industry, Business, collaboration, Competition, Explorer, Galactic, growth, GT-giRl, Honda, industry trends, innovation, leadership, market share, Merging, nissan, Partnership, Rivalry, strategy, success, teamwork

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Honda and Nissan merging but in block form! Imagine the craziest car race but with pigs and chickens, that’s what you’ll find here! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, it’s like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow! Don’t be a noob, join now and show everyone you’re the ultimate block master!

NakedMILMustGo Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Conflict Resolution, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, Half-Naked, help around the house, home environment, houseguest etiquette, household responsibilities, in-law issues, Minecraft, mother-in-law, NakedMILMustGo, new baby, personal space, privacy concerns, Server, uncomfortable living situation, unwanted guest, working from home

Are you tired of your mother-in-law turning your home into a nudist colony? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no in-laws allowed, especially ones who think thongs are appropriate living room attire!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about frozen diaper cream or unwanted guests walking around half-naked. Our community is all about respecting personal space and keeping the windows closed at night (unless you’re trying to air out your creeper-infested basement).

Join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life and build your dream home without any interfering in-laws. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to make sure no one is lounging around in their unmentionables in the common areas. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockPartyWedding

beachfront rooms, BlockPartyWedding, celebration, contract negotiation, COORDINATOR, destination celebration, destination wedding, guest booking, indoor venue, lasting memories, memorable, Real Life Events, resort contract, room costs, Staff, Threshold, timeshare, travel, tropical experience, wedding party, wedding planning

Are you tired of boring weddings in your backyard? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate destination wedding experience! Why settle for a regular old wedding when you can have a tropical paradise celebration with all your friends and family from around the world?

Forget about dealing with stressful wedding planning, just relax and enjoy the virtual sunshine on our server. Our staff will go above and beyond to make sure your big day is unforgettable, even if it gets rained out and we have to move the party indoors at the last minute.

Don’t worry about signing contracts or minimum guest requirements, we’re all about having fun and making memories here. Plus, we offer beachfront swim out rooms and discounts for all guests, because who doesn’t love a good deal?

So if you’re ready to say “I do” to a wild and wacky wedding adventure, join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual celebrations begin! Who needs Reddit drama when you can have a blast with us?

AlienCraft: Invade or Ally?

AlienCraft, aliens, Ally, Communication, Conspiracy, Contact, Curiosity, encounter, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, fear, Future, Government, INVADE, Invasion, outer space, science fiction, Spaceship, speculation, Technology, UFO, unknown

Are you tired of waiting for aliens to land so you can finally have some extraterrestrial fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own UFO, mine for space diamonds, and even battle alien mobs in epic space battles. Who needs to wait for aliens to land when you can create your own intergalactic chaos right here? Join now and let the alien invasion begin!

Xenon Gas Quest: Alzheimer’s Trial

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, clinical trial, cognitive decline, dementia, experimental therapy, finding, gas, health, Medical, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, neuroprotective, Prevention, Protect, Quest, research, study, Treatment, trial, xenon, Xenon Gas

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da cure for alzheimer’s disease, bro! we got dat xenon gas flowin thru da pixels, keepin ur brain sharp and ready to mine dem diamonds!

im tellin u, dis server is like no other, we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! and get dis, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe dat never breaks!

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams, and rumor has it dat herobrine himself lurks in da shadows, waitin for a worthy opponent to challenge him!

so, what u waitin for? join dis epic minecraft server now and protect ur brain from alzheimer’s while havin da time of ur life!

KamiPvP

Cannon-Jar, custom enchantments, Environment, Faction, Factions, fair, Fun, gameplay, inventory pets, KitPvP, MCMMO, non-p2w, Piñata Events, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Support, Tiers, Updates, Voting

Vote for KAMIPVP | FACTIONS and unlock amazing rewards! Tired of premium, P2W faction servers? Join us today on a NON P2W server with regular updates! Voting gives you access to a variety of exciting features, including Pinata events, custom enchantments, Inventory Pets, Cannon Jar, McMMO, ranks, and tiers, with plenty more to discover. With each vote, you help support the server while earning valuable rewards to enhance your gameplay. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a truly fair and fun Factions environment.

play.kamipvp.xyz

Lorthic

1.21 update, Active Discord, Challenges, classic survival, Community, Discord, Economy, Empire, Events, Factions, Hardcore, high performance, Lag-free, Land Claims, LifeSteal, Lorthic, minecraft server, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Trade, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, weekly events

Lorthic brings you back to the roots of Minecraft with a pure survival experience, enhanced by a supportive community and quality-of-life features.

• Classic Survival: Enjoy the vanilla gameplay you know and love! • 1.21 Update: Dive into all the latest features Minecraft has to offer. • Community-Driven: Team up or go solo—it’s your adventure. • Economy System: Trade with players or build your empire! • Land Claims: Protect your creations and thrive. • Weekly Events: Challenges, treasure hunts, and more!

Lag-Free Experience: Hosted on a reliable, high-performance server. Active Discord: Connect, share ideas, and stay updated.

play.lorthic.com