2024 Best children are obnoxious New Minecraft Servers

Kid-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by squeaky-voiced kids who can’t stop asking for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is a child-free zone! We’ve implemented a strict “no kids allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful and mature gaming experience for all. Join us if you’re ready to build epic structures without some random 10-year-old griefing your hard work!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.

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WifeysBFFSleepover Minecraft Server

Alone Time, argument with wife, best friend staying over, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, financial fairness, food expenses, guest etiquette, hosting frequency, hosting guests, Marriage, Minecraft, overwhelmed, personal space, relationships, Server, Space, stress, WifeysBFFSleepover

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a safe place to stay? Look no further! Our server is like family, except instead of eating your food and taking showers at your house, we offer epic adventures and endless fun!
Join our server and experience the joy of hosting virtual guests who won’t eat all your snacks or take up your bathroom. Plus, our server is so spacious, you’ll never feel overwhelmed like you do in your real house.

Need some alone time? No problem! Our server has plenty of secluded spots for you to relax and unwind, without any unexpected guests showing up unannounced. And don’t worry about setting parameters on when you can play – on our server, you make the rules!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stress of constantly hosting, join us today! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who won’t overstay their welcome?

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CruiselessCraft

Boundaries, Communication, cruise, CruiselessCraft, deep sea fishing, exclusion, family, family dynamics, financial assumptions, Frustration, Gay, holiday, major holidays, meaningful conversation, out of state, Prioritization, Relationship Repair, Resentment, Upset, visitation

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama like no other? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family cruise story!
Our server is like a cruise ship, but instead of worrying about your dad revealing your secrets, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t assume you can’t afford the $3000 cruise – our server is free to join!

Just like the deep sea fishing trip that never happened, our server offers endless adventures and opportunities to bond with your virtual family. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your Minecraft buddies?

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and create memories that won’t leave you feeling left out like a certain family cruise. See you in the blocky world!

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VeggieCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of people judging you for your healthy lifestyle choices? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things healthy and ridiculous!
Our server is filled with enchanted kale farms, protein shake fountains, and avocado toast villages. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around trying to tempt you with sugary treats and fast food. Will you have the willpower to resist their temptations and stay on the path to health and wellness?

Join us on this wacky adventure and prove to the world that being healthy is not only cool, but also totally hilarious! Who knew that eating your veggies could be so much fun in the virtual world? So come on, join us and let’s show everyone that health is the new black!

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BlockyBaeFinder

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, Behavior, BlockyBaeFinder, captivation, Charm, chemistry, Connection, fascination, flirtation, Friend, INSTANT, Interest, Intrigue, magnetism, seduction, Spark, temptation, Turned On, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a horde of angry chickens over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen drama like this before.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

But the real reason you should join our server is because one time, a player built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was epic, hilarious, and just a little bit ridiculous – everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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RuskyOilDown Minecraft Server

17, Conflict, eastern europe, Economy, Energy Sector, fuel supply, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Official, oil production, oil refining, reduced, RuskyOilDown, Russian, sanctions, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukrainian strikes reducing Russian oil refining by 17% – like what even is happening in this crazy world?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all the drama and just build epic stuff with your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even NATO officials are talking about it. So come join us and be part of the madness!

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MummyZombieSquad

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Yo, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server cuz we got mummies and zombies running around like they’re besties from different planets. These undead homies be chillin’ together, causin’ chaos and crackin’ jokes like they’re the ultimate BFFs. It’s like a sitcom but with more brains…literally.
You wanna see a mummy and a zombie pull off a sick dance routine? We got that. You wanna watch them team up to take down a giant spider boss? We got that too. And don’t even get me started on the epic rap battles they have in the town square every Friday night.

So come on down to our server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious undead shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our mummy-zombie duo are always looking for new recruits to join their squad. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next member of their undead posse. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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MonkeyMindCraft

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so, like, u know how scientists r all like, “we found this brain region that makes u all paranoid and stuff”? well, guess what? on our server, we make that brain region EXPLODE with excitement! join us and experience a whole new level of paranoia-induced fun! u never know what’s gonna happen next, but that’s the thrill of it all, right? plus, we got monkeys and humans working together to create the most mind-blowing gameplay u’ve ever seen. come on, u know u wanna see what all the fuss is about. join us now and get ready for a wild ride!

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IMPERIACRAFT CREATE YOUR OWN EMPIRE Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «IMPERIACRAFT CREATE YOUR EMPIRE» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Murky PVP: Where kangaroos hop into battle with koalas armed with eucalyptus leaves

Armed, battle, Bragging rights, call of duty, Classes, Combat, Eco Pets, eucalyptus, geared up, Hop, Kangaroos, Koalas, Ladder, Lag, leaderboard, leaves, mmo, MONEY, Murky, Nuketown, Oceanic, preset items, PvP, Questlines, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Skills, smp, Train Pets, zombie

MurkPVP Minecraft Server

SERVER IP: murkpvp.sparked.network

OCEANIC HOSTED !!! NO LAG FOR AUS AND ASIA

!!!OLD COMBAT SYSTEM!!!

Features:

MCMMO	Introduces an RPG-like skill system where you can level up skills such as mining, woodcutting, and combat.
Mob Arena	Team up with friends or go solo to survive as many rounds as possible with rewards and leaderboard.
Quests	Over 200 quests with rewards and questlines to gear up and level up skills.
Eco Pets	Adopt and train pets to assist you in combat and resource gathering with unique abilities.

Adding new content regularly with no map resets. Looking for future moderators. Contact on Discord to play together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any lag for players in Australia and Asia?	No, the server is oceanic hosted to minimize lag for players in those regions.
Are there map resets on this server?	No, there will be no map resets on this server.
How can I become a moderator on the server?	The server is looking for players who can moderate in the future. Contact on Discord for more information.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest beats! 2. The pigs here can fly and do backflips while wearing sunglasses. No joke. 3. Our diamond swords are so sharp, they can cut through the fabric of reality itself. 4. The zombies are actually really good at karaoke. Who knew the undead had such great vocal cords? 5. Our Ender Dragon is a total drama queen and loves to put on a show for all the players. 6. The villagers throw the most epic parties, complete with disco balls and fireworks. 7. We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, but you have to solve riddles written by a talking chicken to find them. 8. The sunsets on our server are so breathtaking, they’ll make you question if you’re still in the real world or not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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