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Kid-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mines Excavated:	2944
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by squeaky-voiced kids who can’t stop asking for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is a child-free zone! We’ve implemented a strict “no kids allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful and mature gaming experience for all. Join us if you’re ready to build epic structures without some random 10-year-old griefing your hard work!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	272
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mines Excavated:	2779

Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Star Shards Collected:	281

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	200	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Void Gems Collected:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	2511
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6715	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.