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Kid-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	8097
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by squeaky-voiced kids who can’t stop asking for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is a child-free zone! We’ve implemented a strict “no kids allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful and mature gaming experience for all. Join us if you’re ready to build epic structures without some random 10-year-old griefing your hard work!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.

HotCraft2024

carbon emissions, climate action, climate activism, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, Earth’s temperature, environmental crisis, environmental policy, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotCraft2024, Paris Agreement, record-breaking temperatures, renewable energy, rising sea levels, temperature records

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8314
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6445	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s literally sizzling hotter than Earth in 2024? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so fire that even the Paris Agreement can’t handle it. We’re breaking records like it’s nobody’s business, just like last year when we were the hottest server in town.

Join us if you want to experience the heat of a thousand suns, battle dragons with diamond swords, and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. Our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than Earth is warming up.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s set the world on fire together. Who needs the Paris Agreement when you’ve got us? Let’s make 2024 the year of the Minecraft revolution!

Burned Artworks LA Server

art, Artworks, Burned, conservation, culture, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, famous artworks, Fire, gallery, heritage, History, Irreplaceable, La, Loss, Museum, preservation, Server, Tragedy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Void Gems Collected:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7677	Mines Excavated:	2572
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Emeralds Found:	7171

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate famous artworks in pixel form so they can NEVER burn down like in LA. we got the mona lisa, starry night, and even the scream all safe and sound in our virtual world. join now before the art thieves come and try to steal our precious pixel art!

CraftyAI Misinfo Mayhem

Accuracy, ai, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyAI, data accuracy, data analysis, false data impact, false input, Healthcare, information dissemination, language models, language processing, machine learning, MAYHEM, medical data, Medical research, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation detection, research, study, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, you know how AI is supposed to be all smart and stuff? well, turns out it can be a real dumb-dumb too! on our server, we got AI models that are so wacky, they’ll have you questioning reality itself.

join us and witness the chaos as even 0.001% false data can turn our AI into a total gossip queen, spreading misinformation faster than you can say “creeper”. but hey, who needs accuracy when you can have a good laugh, amirite?

come on down to our server and see for yourself the wild world of AI gone rogue. you’ll never look at technology the same way again!

Medieval Smp

alive, Armour, BUILD, Discord, Established, Explore, grow, Ip:, Kingdoms, Life, Magic, Medieval, middle ages, Mods, Player Base, small server, smp, Terrain, Theme, weapons, world

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods	Ice and fireArs NouveauBlood magic
Discord	https://discord.gg/pS9vCSgt
Server IP	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

What is the player base of the server?

Currently, we have a player base of only 10.

What kind of mods does the server have?

The main mods on the server are Ice and Fire, Ars Nouveau, and Blood Magic. There are also world terrain mods and various medieval-themed armor and weapons mods.

Is there a kingdom established on the server?

Yes, there is currently one kingdom established on the server.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the server IP: 88.211.212.7:25565.

Visionary Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, belongs to me now, look at me, Look at me belongs to me, Look at me Los Angeles, Look at me Los Angeles now, Look at Me Now, Look at me now Los Angeles, Los Angeles, Los Angeles belongs to me, Los Angeles belongs to me now, Los Angeles now, Realm, Visionary

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna be the ruler of Los Angeles in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, okay? Like, seriously, you can be the king of the virtual city and flex on all the other players.

We got crazy cool builds, like skyscrapers and beaches and stuff. It’s like, totally epic, man.

And the best part is, you can like, make alliances with other players and form your own little virtual gang. It’s like, virtual gang warfare, bro.

So, if you wanna be the ultimate boss of Los Angeles in Minecraft, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the chance to rule the virtual world, dude.

SisGoneAfter5MthsMC

Boundaries, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family conflict, family dynamics, financial contributions, financial responsibility, house rules, houseguest etiquette, household chores, living arrangements, personal space, roommate issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisGoneAfter5MthsMC, sister drama

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	599	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9209

Are you tired of living with freeloading family members who turn your home into a free-for-all party zone? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can kick out virtual roommates who don’t pull their weight and make your own rules!

Imagine a world where you can leave a bidet outside the bathroom and see if your virtual roommate will actually take care of it. Will they step up to the challenge or leave it sitting there for days? The drama, the suspense, the virtual passive-aggressive notes!

But wait, there’s more! You can also give virtual ultimatums, change virtual locks, and even dish out virtual cash for personal expenses. It’s like living with your real family, but without the messy kitchen and arguments over who left the toilet seat up.

So come join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally be the one in control. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP

Alarming, COLOSSAL, Creature, creepy, enormous, fear, GIANT, GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP, Gigantic, Horror, humongous, Jumbo, magnified, Massive, Monster, Nightmare, oversized, Phobia, Terrifying, Terror, unnerving

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

OMG guys, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger than normal! Like, the cows would be as big as houses and the creepers would be like skyscrapers! It would be so epic, you’d never know what crazy giant thing you’ll run into next!

And get this, there’s a rumor that there’s a secret underground dungeon that’s like the size of a whole freakin’ continent! And inside, there’s a giant diamond block that’s worth a bazillion diamonds! But watch out, because there’s also a giant lava monster guarding it that shoots fireballs the size of school buses!

But wait, there’s more! The villagers in this SMP are all super smart and have built a whole city in the treetops, with bridges and zip lines connecting everything! And rumor has it, there’s a secret society of ninja pandas that protect the city from evil mobs!

So come join us on this crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger and 10 times more ridiculous! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

CraftyHomeSweetHome

Adversity, Community Outreach, compassion, CraftyHomeSweetHome, difficult times, Empathy, Hardship, homeless shelters, homelessness, homelessness awareness, housing crisis, marginalized populations, personal experience, POVERTY, resilience, social justice, societal issues, Struggle, support services, Survival, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of wandering the virtual streets of Minecraft, looking for a place to call home? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never be homeless again! Our spawn point is a luxurious mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (for that extra spicy dip).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic pranks. Join them if you dare, but beware – they have a tendency to turn everything you own into obsidian.

If you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends, but watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party (literally).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Come on in and make yourself at home – just watch out for any TNT traps along the way!

CraftyCossacks

aerial strike, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, Drones, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, industrial site, international relations, Military, reconnaissance, russia, Russian oblasts, SECURITY, st petersburg, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6567	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	222977
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian drones are tryna attack it! They think it’s some top secret industrial site near St. Petersburg, but really it’s just our epic server that’s blowing up all over multiple Russian oblasts!

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, dodging drones and building your own empire in the midst of chaos. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, we got the best community ever – they’ll have your back when those pesky drones come swooping in.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those Ukrainian drones who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

ToxicCraft: Firefighting Zone

firefighting, ToxicCraft, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Towns Built:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our minecraft server, where you can escape the toxic PFAS “forever chemicals” and live your best blocky life! if you lived near firefighting training areas in real life, don’t worry, you can still join us and not be doomed to earn 1.7% less in adulthood. our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and craft your way to success without any negative impacts on your economic future. plus, our graduation rate is 1% higher than the real world, so you’ll be a certified blocky genius in no time! join us now and leave those toxic chemicals behind for good!