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Kid-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ores Mined:	9558	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	6049	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by squeaky-voiced kids who can’t stop asking for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is a child-free zone! We’ve implemented a strict “no kids allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful and mature gaming experience for all. Join us if you’re ready to build epic structures without some random 10-year-old griefing your hard work!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Mountain,” where diamonds literally rain from the sky! Rumor has it that the mountain was formed by a group of diamond-loving unicorns who wanted to share their wealth with the world. So come on down and start mining those precious gems before the unicorns change their minds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with the most elusive figure in Minecraft history and maybe even snag a selfie for your Instagram feed. Who knew Herobrine had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride filled with diamonds, unicorns, and Herobrine dance parties! Just remember to leave the kids at home – this server is for mature players only.

CubeChan Minecraft server

Ban, building, Cheating, Complaints, CubeChan, Damage, Discord, Ip:, Minecraft, peacefully, Players, Playing, Property, Reports, rules, Server, Server Load, Suggestions, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7230	Chimeras Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to the Kubchan server!

IP: cubechan.aboba.host

Now, in order to play on the server, it is not necessary to join discord.

Our conference: https://discord.gg/wPsUN4AC6X

Official thread: https://2ch.hk/mc/res/591180.html#605246

Apply anonymously to the whitelist (may take longer to consider): https://forms.gle/k14H94msL6cMbzHm7

Basic Rules:

– Do not kill players without mutual agreement

– Do not damage other people’s buildings

– Do not take someone else’s property without asking

– Do not cheat

– Do not build anything that can heavily load the server

– Do not interfere with other players playing peacefully

Punishment in the form of a ban for some time or forever depending on the severity of the crime.

Mail for complaints and suggestions: [email protected]

Or the #reports channel

cubechan.aboba.host

AardvarkMC

2024.., AardvarkMC, Adventure, Balanced, brand new, Builder, Community, Creative, crossplay, dreams, Economy, Fun, Great, Life, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Sanctuary, Server, Survival, Vanillaplus, Voterewards

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

BRAND NEW MAP! Started in 2024, AardvarkMC.org aims to be a sanctuary among servers for balanced survival PvP economy and provide the space for great builders to bring their dreams to life!

play.aardvarkmc.org

HonkaiCraft Server – Star Rail Fun

Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, Download, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Fun, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, June 7, Light Cone Banners, Physical Destruction, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, Then Wake to Weep, Thread Template, Tools, UTC+8, Version 2.2 Preview Page, Version 2.3, Web Event, Yunli

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log into our server and suddenly find yourself in a western-themed town called Penacony. But hold on, there’s a twist – the town is being taken over by cowboys with a serious business attitude. Your mission? Help save Penacony from the cowboy invasion and restore peace to the land.

But that’s not all! We’ve got character banners featuring badass cowboys like Fu Xuan and Pela, as well as new light cone banners that will have you sailing towards a second life. And let’s not forget about our latest addition, Yunli, a 5-star physical destruction expert who will blow your mind (and your enemies) away.

Join our server now and take part in our web event, “The universe! Pew! Pew! The grand challenge!” where you can show off your shooting skills and win epic prizes. Plus, redeemable codes and tons of resources to help you on your journey to become the ultimate cowboy hero.

So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!

BlockyBeats Minecraft Server

amazing, ANONYMOUS, anonymous signature, artist, BlockyBeats, catchy, Enjoyable, fantastic, Favorite, Feel-Good, Great, Happy, love, Minecraft, Music, Positive, Server, Singer, song, Songwriter, TALENTED, upbeat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Votes:	7634

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. The player was so impressed that they wrote a song about it and signed it “Anonymous.” So, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and have a blast with your friends, come join us! Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans you’ll get into next!

MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

TropesRUs Minecraft Server

ancient spirit, ancient spirit trope, body possession, body sharing trope, Character development, dark fantasy, dual personalities, entity possession, FANTASY, favorite tropes, Haunting, inner conflict, Minecraft, Paranormal, Possession, possession trope, Server, sharing body, spirit possession, Supernatural, supernatural beings, supernatural trope, TropesRUs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you’ll be possessed by an ancient spirit who you have to share your body with. That’s right, you’ll have a ghostly roommate who will help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, dragons, and flying pigs. You’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic unicorn as you battle other players in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

ElfenCraft Minecraft Server

13 year olds, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Disturbing, dog shit, Edgy, Elfen Lied, ElfenCraft, emotional, fondly, Gore, Lucy, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nyu, praise, Psychological, Server, Show, Trauma, violence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	4578

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers that are as bland as plain oatmeal? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elfen Lied of the Minecraft world – edgy, controversial, and sure to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also questioning your sanity. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you feel like a 13-year-old rebel sneaking out past curfew to watch a forbidden anime.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was once a pro at blowing things up but now just wants to make friends. Will you be the one to show him the true meaning of friendship?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even find yourself praising Elfen Lied after all!

BearShooters Minecraft Server

BearShooters, dumb bitch snitches neighbor shooting bear criminal investigation Tahoe bear house shot killed state investigation cop press retard stupid vindictive eaten arrested cuddle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bears are causing drama! Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy neighbor will shoot what innocent animal next. Our server is so lit, even the state gets involved in criminal investigations over Minecraft mobs!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?

Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!

Granny’s Boobies Minecraft Server

AMA, awkward, body positivity, boobies, Boobs, Candid, Elderly, EMBARRASSING, family, Family secrets, generation gap, Grandma, Grannys, humor, Humorous, Minecraft, oversharing, Personal, Server, Shocking.., Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Farms Harvested:	167
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what you’ll see next! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like stumbling upon your grandma’s boobs while exploring the world. Don’t worry, she’s just there to show off her epic diamond armor collection. Join now for a chance to witness more bizarre moments and create unforgettable memories in a world where anything can happen!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

Balmung, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Fall Guys Collaboration Event, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Old Sharlayan, primal, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie Meetup, Server, the mist, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, Updated Benchmark, Ward 20 Plot 34, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to the most purr-fect Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why join? Because we have a special event where you can battle it out with your favorite Yo-kai Watch characters until Patch 7.0! And don’t miss out on our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find the most epic loot until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Fall Guys Collaboration Event happening until June 10th, where you can race and tumble your way to victory! And if that’s not enough, we even have a PvP Series 5 going on until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

And if you need a break from all the action, join one of our meetups like the Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers gathering on June 5th, or the Summer Games Fest on June 7th. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious Minecraft server than this one. Join now and let the fun begin!