Adventure Land
Children love stories. It’s not surprising, they take us to magical worlds, make us feel happy, sad, and caring. Stories talk about big things and teach us new ideas, letting us learn about different cultures. If you want to explore an imaginary world, you’re in the right place! Our portal has lots of short children’s stories, myths, legends, and poems.
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we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!
who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!
come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. we got a rollercoaster that takes you through the clouds, a pet zombie that tells jokes, and a magical potion that turns you into a dancing llama.
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most gender-neutral minecraft server in the universe. boys, girls, and llamas welcome!
we did some crazy analysis and found out that these little rascals are the real MVPs of spreading covid in belgium. they’re like tiny virus carriers, but instead of swords, they’re wielding germs! join our server and see for yourself the chaos these kids can cause.
so come on, join us and let’s make this server the wildest, most infectious place in all of minecraft! who needs diamonds when you got covid-spreading kids running amok? it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
IMAGINE BUILDING A HOUSE WHILE RIDING A PIG, FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND DANCING WITH CREEPERS! WHO NEEDS FOCUS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A BLAST OF A TIME?
OUR SERVER IS WHERE KIDS CAN LET LOOSE AND BE THEIR CRAZY SELVES! NO RULES, NO LIMITS, JUST PURE MINECRAFT MADNESS! JOIN US NOW AND EMBRACE THE DISTRACTION!
In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!
From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!
we got this one player who was exposed to their mom’s cannabis use during pregnancy and after birth, and now they can shoot fireballs out of their hands. no joke, man. it’s like, the coolest thing ever.
so, if you wanna be like that player and have some insane superpowers, you gotta join our server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure. plus, we got free pizza every Friday night. yeah, you heard me right. free pizza, dude.
so, come on over and join our server. it’s gonna be a blast. trust me, you won’t regret it.