New Minecraft Servers 2025

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childless couples Minecraft Servers

  • No Kids Minecraft Server

    No Kids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9545
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Animals Bred: 65 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve doesn’t have children with his wife! Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fighting off creepers and zombies together, or maybe it’s because they’re too busy building epic roller coasters and castles. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and uncover the mystery of Steve’s childless marriage!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • [GER/DE] Black Sirius Server

    [GER/DE] Black Sirius Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 7376
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Farms Harvested: 650 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Votes: 5856

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the small Minecraft server of the BSS.

    We are still at the very beginning with the server and it certainly still has room for improvement.There aren’t many people playing with us at the moment, so there’s still plenty of space.The server is PvE and currently has only a few plugins. Our focus is on fun, building and peaceful coexistence.Block damage from explosions or mobs, as well as the spread of fire, are disabled. You can protect your things with a claim plugin.Anyone can join, but you don’t have full rights as a player. To be activated, you have to contact the admin (Blackmadman) in our Discord.There you will also find all further information about the server, information and instructions about the plugins and the rules.

    If you are interested, feel free to visit us on Discord.

    94.130.132.233

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBants Minecraft Server

    BlockyBants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5913
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are like women because they are just as freaking crazy! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of trannies and women teamed up to build the most fabulous castle in all of Minecraft. But things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that only communicated in Taylor Swift lyrics. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure comedy gold.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where trannies and women are equally insane, then look no further. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CunnyCraft Minecraft Server

    CunnyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5688
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 86398 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who can make cunny threads TWO at a time! That’s right, double the cunny threads for double the fun! Anons couldn’t even keep up, with threads disappearing faster than you can say “blocky paradise.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where anything can happen – even if it involves questionable thread topics. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPitfalls

    PixelatedPitfalls
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 6327
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Farms Harvested: 457
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

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    Ever tried to recreate a cooking show recipe in real life and ended up burning down your kitchen? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a culinary adventure where you can try to cook up some virtual delights without the risk of setting your house on fire.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s most intense game of hide and seek. Imagine trying to hide from a group of players who can literally dig through walls and teleport at will. It’s like playing hide and seek with a bunch of teleporting ninjas!

    And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a stroll through our haunted forest? Legend has it that the trees themselves come to life and chase after unsuspecting players. It’s a spooky experience that will have you screaming for more!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry trees). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of virtual mayhem!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperClash

    CraftyCreeperClash
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7925
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazier things happening than Russia’s war with Ukraine, man. And get this, joining our server will actually, like, help slow down the global climate emergency. Yeah, you heard me right!

    I mean, our server is so lit that even Mother Nature herself is like, “Whoa, slow down with the awesomeness, guys!” We’ve got polar bears riding on llamas, penguins doing the cha-cha slide, and even the occasional tornado made out of rainbow-colored blocks. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that every time you mine a diamond on our server, a unicorn gets its wings. Yeah, we’re basically saving the mythical creatures of the world one block at a time. So come on, join us and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CapaldiCraft: Sheeran’s Wario

    CapaldiCraft: Sheeran’s Wario
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 414
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 828434 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where lewis capaldi is ed sheeran’s wario!!! yea you heard that right, we got all the crazy stuff happening here!!

    imagine a world where lewis capaldi is running around in a wario costume, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. you never know what kind of shenanigans he’s gonna pull next!

    and that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair where ed sheeran is plotting his revenge against wario capaldi. will he succeed? you’ll have to join the server to find out!

    but wait, there’s more! we have custom mobs like flying pigs and dancing llamas, and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. you never know what you’ll discover in our crazy world!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. lewis capaldi as wario is just the beginning of the insanity that awaits you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MyxoCraft: Heart Scan Party

    MyxoCraft: Heart Scan Party
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 9538
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 New Chunks Explored: 406369
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 8661
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

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    so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft but also learn about cardiac myxomas at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft and cardiac myxomas.

    imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u stumble upon a giant cardiac myxoma blocking ur path. u gotta use ur knowledge of multimodality imaging to figure out how to defeat it and continue ur quest for diamonds.

    we have custom mods that will blow ur mind, like the myxoma boss battle where u have to scan it with an MRI machine to find its weak spot. and don’t even get me started on the myxoma pet that u can tame and ride around the server.

    join us now for the most epic and educational minecraft experience of ur life. who knew learning about cardiac myxomas could be so much fun?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutismCraft Server: Power Level Unleashed!

    AutismCraft Server: Power Level Unleashed!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6840
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1776
    Potions Brewed: 98 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hiding your true power level on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage all autistic characters to unleash their full potential! Why hide your amazing skills when you can dominate the game with your unique abilities?

    Join us for a wild ride where autistic players reign supreme! Build epic structures with your incredible attention to detail, mine diamonds like a boss with your hyper-focus, and outsmart your opponents with your unmatched problem-solving skills. Don’t let anyone tell you to hide your power level – show the world what you’re made of on our server!

    So, why should you join our server? Because here, being autistic isn’t a disadvantage – it’s a superpower! Embrace your inner Minecraft mastermind and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the server with your unbeatable skills. Let the games begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bounty Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bounty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 2991
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of top hats that control the entire server. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Topman, you will be granted access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the Topman is a sneaky little bugger who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 682
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Zombie Dances: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

    Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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