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ShiftSquad Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of dealing with entitled parents who think they deserve special treatment just because they have kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their parental status.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about selfish room partners demanding the early shift just because they have children. We believe in fair play and equal opportunities for all players, whether you’re a parent or not. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a community where everyone is valued and respected.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the joy of building and exploring in a world where everyone is treated with the same level of respect. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010
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come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!
but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

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VacayVeto Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being the only single, childless person in your family? Do you dread family vacations where you have to share a room with your parents and pay the same amount as everyone else, even though you won’t have your own space? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world family drama!
Join our server and enjoy the luxury of having your own virtual space without any annoying family members barging in. No need to worry about dividing costs for cabins or food – on our server, everything is free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with overstimulating family gatherings or being pressured to take care of kids while everyone else drinks.
Escape to a world where you can relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content without any judgment or drama. Who needs a family vacation when you can have the ultimate virtual getaway on our server? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in your virtual Minecraft world? Do you dread the thought of having to deal with baby villagers constantly asking for emeralds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is a child-free zone! Join us and never worry about changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums ever again. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to bring a baby chicken onto the server accidentally started a poultry uprising that nearly destroyed the entire spawn area. So if you want to avoid a clucking catastrophe, come join us on our kid-free Minecraft adventure!

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NoKidsNoProbzMC
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Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

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InheritanceCraft: No Regrets
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.
Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?
But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?
Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

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BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

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NoKidsNoDiamonds
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Are you tired of spending all your free time NOT playing Minecraft because you don’t have any kids to distract you? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of baby zombies come charging at you, demanding to be fed their favorite snack of golden apples. Or maybe you’re trying to build a majestic castle, only to have a pack of baby creepers follow you around, constantly exploding and ruining your hard work.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to adopt your very own Minecraft child. Raise them, teach them the ways of the blocky world, and watch as they grow into strong, independent players. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that won’t talk back or ask for money?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the joys of parenthood in the world of Minecraft. Who knew not having children could be so much fun?

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BlockBabies R Us
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Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

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KidlessCraft Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!

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