Childless Minecraft Servers

Groundbreaking Childless Minecraft Servers

  • ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

    ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gender Wars Minecraft Server

    Gender Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the gender wars on normie social media? Do you want to escape the collapse of society and avoid being old, childless, and alone in a decaying city? Then join our Minecraft server and build a world where men and women can live in harmony!

    On our server, you can build a fortress with your bros or create a beautiful castle with your gal pals. No more fighting over age gaps, being broke, or being too demanding – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun!

    So come join us and escape the madness of the real world. Who needs gender wars when you can have blocky adventures and make lifelong friends? Join now and start building a better future – one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

    SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

    So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP

    NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in your virtual Minecraft world? Do you dread the thought of having to deal with baby villagers constantly asking for emeralds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is a child-free zone! Join us and never worry about changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums ever again. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to bring a baby chicken onto the server accidentally started a poultry uprising that nearly destroyed the entire spawn area. So if you want to avoid a clucking catastrophe, come join us on our kid-free Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

    NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

    Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsNoProbzMC

    NoKidsNoProbzMC
    Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of being childless in a virtual world! No more changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums, just endless hours of blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of child-hating unicorns who grant wishes to all childless players. So come join us and let your inner childless unicorn lover roam free!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

    InheritanceCraft: No Regrets
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

    But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancĂ©e, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

    Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

    BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoKidsNoDiamonds

    NoKidsNoDiamonds
    Are you tired of spending all your free time NOT playing Minecraft because you don’t have any kids to distract you? Well, fear not! Join our server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of baby zombies come charging at you, demanding to be fed their favorite snack of golden apples. Or maybe you’re trying to build a majestic castle, only to have a pack of baby creepers follow you around, constantly exploding and ruining your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to adopt your very own Minecraft child. Raise them, teach them the ways of the blocky world, and watch as they grow into strong, independent players. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that won’t talk back or ask for money?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the joys of parenthood in the world of Minecraft. Who knew not having children could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBabies R Us

    BlockBabies R Us
    Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mcuniversal

    Mcuniversal

    This Minecraft server is brand new and wants you! This server has a factions smp with a lot of pvp, parkour, one block, and we are adding more and more everyday we are soon to be adding mini games, earth smp, and lifesteal! So please come check us out and let us know what you think!

    mcuniversal.net:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST! FREE DONATE! Minecraft server

    The best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST!  FREE  DONATE!  Minecraft server
    Owner of the server “Best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST FREEDOM. DONAT” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mc.dontcube.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hmmmm Survival SMP

    Hmmmm Survival SMP

    In this server, you can play normal SMP with your friends.

    Here in the spawn is where demdem551 lives and your can go to the open world by clicking on a button.

    We hope you have fun in this world.

    hmmmmsurvi.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Swunkcraft

    Swunkcraft

    Swunkcraft is a BEDROCK JAVA VIVECRAFT CROSSPLAY smp server 24/7 hosting In game diamond based economy Shops world as marketplace Must be in discord we have greylist

    swunkcraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Corrupt anarchy

    Corrupt anarchy

    who-quotations.craft.playit.gg  is a Cracked Anarchy server running on Paper 1.16.5 But you can join on **(1.7 to Latest release)** and has many plugins making a much better anarchy experience, spawn is pretty griefed now due to a past tnt dupe. Hacking/greifing/whatever you want is allowed (in the minecraft server, not in discord server) try your best to conquer spawn, good luck!

    who-quotations.craft.playit.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Metallicus Minecraft server

    Metallicus Minecraft server

    A private Minecraft server for comfortable survival, peaceful play and the implementation of a variety of projects.

    Java Edition | whitelist | without private | vulture prohibited | 1.16.4 – 1.16.5

    Server IP: metallicus.joinserver.ru

    The world of Metallicus is very young. Everything changes. Plugins are installed, configured and removed. Houses on the spawn are built and demolished. New rules are invented and old ones are rewritten. Who wants to get on the server at the very beginning of its birth. And have the opportunity not only to play, but also to take part in the formation of a new world. Then I ask you to play the game!

    Access to the server is free. The player is added to the whitelist after checking for adequacy. Metallicus is Minecraft for adults.

    Our server is created for fun and fair play. That’s why we don’t have and won’t have donations, VIPs or other nonsense that spoils the game.

    And yes, we are now in full swing to build roads in Nether, join us. We are looking for redstone masters and great architects.

    metallicus.joinserver.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UncleTims Anarchy

    UncleTims Anarchy

    The server started on July 27th, 2022. Popping up as a new Anarchy server claiming to never reset, hold authentic values of an anarchy server with a everlasting world Commands /help /discord

    Last Updated Febuary 2, 2022

    uncletims.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VSGaming

    VSGaming

    Welcome to VSGaming!

    If you miss the good old days of community based factions PVP servers, or just want a smaller community where you can get to know players and make connections, this server is for you!

    We are a minecraft community focused around old school factions PVP. If youve played Minecraft for a long time, youve probably noticed the trend of large servers getting bigger and bigger leaving smaller community focused servers behind. This means that the small factions PVP servers I used to play on no longer exist, this server is a response to that trend. Our goal for this server is to capture that classic vibe that Minecraft servers of old had, and to avoid the pitfalls of larger servers that have taken over the minecraft multiplayer space.

    This server is not intended to be a large project with multiple hub-servers and different gamemodes, this is a pure factions pvp server with one world with the nether and end as well and nothing more. Spawn is the only safezone in the server and serves as a meeting place, information center, and shop where players can sell and buy goods. Aside from this, this server is a mostly-vanilla factions PVP server with minimal plugins/modifications for quality of life.

    Join with vsgaming.mcs.cx

    51.81.242.77:25576

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ashes smp

    Ashes smp

    Ashes SMP is a new survival based, SMP server with its main focus on enhancing the vanilla experience with fun server wide events, new custom enchants added weekly, MCMMO, and more quality of life plugins! This server aims to make vanilla minecraft 10x more fun with a player run economy and a way to make minecraft post endgame way more enjoyable, with our weekly challenges to see who can do the most of a given challenge, we are also currently working on a deathmatch mode you can learn more about on the server.

    Main plugins– Grief prevention– Economy– AdvancedEnchantments– Essentials– Crossplay– Backpacks

    ashesmctime.minecraft.best

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ⚡ JETPACKS ⚡ RAGEWORLD ⚡ GTM, BOSSFIGHT ⚡ Minecraft server

    ⚡ JETPACKS ⚡ RAGEWORLD ⚡ GTM, BOSSFIGHT ⚡ Minecraft server

    Unique GTM, GTA mode in minecraft – Gangs, Weapons, Striker, Upgrades, Jetpacks, PvP, City | Try it, there’s nothing like it anywhere!

    mc.rageworld.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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