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CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8259
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Towns Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	574784	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

alluring scent, aroma, captivating smell, choose, comforting fragrance, comforting smell, delightful aroma, enchanting aroma, enticing aroma, favorite scent, favorite smell, Fragrance, intoxicating fragrance, invigorating aroma, nostalgic smell, pleasant aroma, pleasant scent, pleasing scent, refreshing scent, scent, SmellCraft, soothing scent, sweet fragrance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

TreeHuggerCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, Deforestation, deforestation impact, environmental groups, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, EU, forest conservation, greenhouse gases, law delay, TreeHuggerCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	8821	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Arthropleura Head Hunt

1854, 300 million years old, Ancient, Arthropleura, arthropod, discovery, entomology, Evolution, fossil, head, History, hunt, LARGEST, Millipede, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, scientists, Specimen

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!