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DareDevilDuo Minecraft SMP

#dare, Adrenaline, Adults, Adventure, Bravery, challenge, childish, DareDevilDuo, EXCITEMENT, exhilarating., fear, Fun, Liberating, Minecraft, playful, Risk, silly, smp, test of courage, Thrilling, Unconventional, unconventional dare

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! We got chickens riding pigs, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s a total party up in here, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to participate in the legendary Potato Olympics. That’s right, we have competitions like potato sack races, potato tossing, and even a potato beauty pageant. It’s a spud-tacular time, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where you can boogie down with the Endermen. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures of your life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re a square like a block of dirt. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Auntie Anne’s, berated, cashier, changed my mind, childish, cinnamon bites, Communication, decision, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, HangryHub, hot dog pretzel bites, husband, insisted, Mall, Minecraft, Order, Server, snack, stormed off, tailor

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	9741	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.

Our server is known for its epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments. We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. Plus, our events and challenges will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the unnecessary drama behind. Who needs hot dog pretzel bites when you have a whole world of fun waiting for you?

PixelPlayground

amusement, Carefree, childish, childlike, comfort, Fun, Happy, Inner child, innocent, joyous, Laughter, lighthearted, nostalgic, PixelPlayground, playful, Relaxation, simple pleasures, stress relief, WHIMSICAL, Youthful

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of adulting all day and need a break from reality? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs.

Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out free diamonds to anyone who can tell a good joke.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs for the chance to win a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit.

So come on down to our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs adult responsibilities when you can be building castles out of candy and riding on the backs of giant chickens? Join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3237	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	4956
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Crops Grown:	9480

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BrattyCraft Minecraft Server

Airbnb, aita, Behavior, Brat, BrattyCraft, childish, Drinking, Events, female presenting, friend group, grandbabies, Grandmas, Guidelines, indoor pool, ladies weekend, matriarch, Minecraft, moms, old ladies, Parties, petty tantrum, respect boundaries, Server, Shenanigans, spoiled brat, toddlers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have a wild time like a group of old ladies on a weekend getaway? Look no further! Our server is filled with drinking, shenanigans, and pure silliness – just like Carla and her crew.

Join us for crazy adventures and outrageous fun! We even have an indoor pool where you can bring your toddlers for a morning swim session. But beware, only female-presenting adults are allowed to bring the little ones, and the party doesn’t stop just because the kids are around.

And if you’re worried about petty drama like Jen causing a scene, don’t worry – we don’t tolerate spoiled brats here. Join us and let your inner grandma go wild on our server. Who knows, you might even end up calling out some troublemakers yourself!

SisterSlayinSilenceMC

aita, Athletic, Beautiful, blew up, Boyfriend, childish, crude sense of humor, DATING, family photos, giving birth, ignoring, JOKE, LAUGHING, not amused, postpartum body, Pregnant, shitty thing to say, silent treatment, sister, SisterSlayinSilenceMC, slim, women’s bodies

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9417	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of dating guys with a bland sense of humor? Do you want someone who will keep you on your toes with their crude jokes? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous banter. Our community is full of players who will make you laugh until you cry, just like Ryan did with his “compliment” about your sister’s postpartum body.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find your own Ryan to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and let the laughter begin!

C*ntCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Animals, ATTACKED, autism, Calling, childish, Chronic pain, cnt, CntCraft, Dangerous, Defensive, emotional anchor, family conflict, hurtful remarks, Minecraft, mourning, new dog, put down, Server, SIL, staffy, Terrifying, Vicious

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who hate dogs and have no empathy for your son’s emotional needs? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape from the drama! Our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies who will never judge you or make insensitive comments about your furry friends. Plus, our community is full of animal lovers who will support you and your son through this tough time. So why wait? Join now and let’s build a world where dogs are always cherished and loved, no matter what your SIL says!

CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

childish, CryCraft, crying, EMBARRASSING, emotional breakdown, emotions, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, Melodramatic, minor issue, Nonsensical, Noobiness, overreacting, Petty, Ridiculous, silly, stupid reasons, Tears, trivial

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

childish, getting back at someone, grudge, Grumpy, holding a grudge, immature, PetPettiness, Petty, petty actions, petty arguments, petty behavior, petty disagreements, petty disputes, petty revenge, petty squabbles, RETALIATION, Revenge, SpiteCraft, spiteful, tit for tat, vengeful, vindictive

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Star Shards Collected:	61	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain stems, Brainy, cognitive disorders, cognitive impairment, developmental disabilities, down syndrome, genetic disorders, Implications, medical science, neurobiology, neurodegenerative diseases, neurodevelopment, neuroimaging, neurology, pathology, research, Syndrome, Unique

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Windpress is a fictional publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality, environmentally-friendly books. With a focus on sustainability and social responsibility, Windpress is committed to reducing their carbon footprint and promoting eco-friendly practices in the publishing industry. Their mission is to create beautiful and engaging books that inspire readers to make a positive impact on the world.

Get your daily dose of vanilla with a side of confusion on Modern Vanilla Server! 1.21, for Java & Bedrock!

Auto Chest Sorting, bedrock, Community, confusion, Currency, Daily, Daily login rewards, Dose, Dynmap, Economy, Fast Tree Cutting, java, Land claiming, Marketplaces, Minecraft, MODERN, no pay to win, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Spawner Collection, Trade shop, Unique Item Sets, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9582	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Modern Vanilla Server Overview

Features	Land claiming	Warps	Voting rewards	RTP (Random Teleport)	Dynmap	Marketplaces	Daily login rewards	Unique item sets
Gameplay Enhancements	Fast tree cutting	Trade shop	Spawner collection	Auto chest sorting

No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!

We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!

Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!

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Server IP:

Java: modern-vanilla.com

Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132

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Discord:

https://discord.gg/mYSV2YAfzm

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing.
What are voting rewards?	Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes.
How do I use RTP?	Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world.
Can I buy items in the marketplace?	Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market.
Is there a way to keep my inventory organized?	Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat.

Black Is Beautiful Minecraft Server

Beautiful, Black, Country, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Towns Built:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3127	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where black is not just beautiful, it’s the only way to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil rainbow sheep invaded our land, spreading their colorful chaos everywhere. But fear not, for our brave players armed with obsidian swords and diamond armor fought back and banished those pesky sheep to the Nether forever! And now, our server is a peaceful haven where only the darkest blocks reign supreme. Join us and embrace the darkness, for black is truly beautiful in our country!

Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, border regions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, domestic-made ballistic missile, drone attack, F-16 crash, gas pipeline, general, Happening, Kharkiv, Minecraft, missile strike, mongolia, oil base, Poltava, putin, Rostov Oblast, russia, smp, state secret, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Animals Bred:	128	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP, unconventional aesthetics, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charisma, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional magnetism, Unique Features

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mines Excavated:	4582
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	173	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3419	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Votes:	3042	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.