childish Minecraft Servers

Inspiring childish Minecraft Servers

  • MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

    MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition
    Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

    Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

    So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

    Childish Toxic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

    With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(οΎŸβˆ€οΎŸ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

    Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic
    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

    So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

    Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ConeThiefCraft

    ConeThiefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

    But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

    So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurpriseCraft Minecraft Server

    SurpriseCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always welcome…unless you’re like Jake and hate them with a burning passion! Join us for a chance to surprise your friends with epic builds and hidden treasures, just make sure they’re cool with it first or else you might end up like our friend here who accidentally turned their anniversary into a work party extravaganza!

    But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your surprise mishaps. In fact, we encourage it! Who knows, maybe your surprise will turn into a legendary tale that will be retold for generations to come. So come join us on our server, where surprises are always around the corner and drama is just a creeper explosion away. Who needs friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to share your embarrassing moments with? Let’s make some memories together, one surprise at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sister’s Date Night Minecraft Server

    Sister’s Date Night Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family dinner? Look no further! Our server is like a family dinner gone wrong, with crazy setups and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be morally supporting your fellow players, navigating through awkward situations, and dealing with mental problems (in-game, of course). Our Asian-inspired culture will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dinners and dates.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server that’s more dysfunctional than a psychologist’s office. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Happy July 4th, Minecrafters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyLands Minecraft Server

    BlockyLands Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can let your inner child run wild? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a magical journey where you can build the most epic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    Our server is the perfect place for grown-ups who refuse to grow up. Forget about bills, responsibilities, and boring adult conversations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Who says you have to act your age? Let’s build, explore, and laugh like there’s no tomorrow on our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PoopCraft Minecraft Server

    PoopCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans like you’ve never seen before. We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – it’s a real thrill ride!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server like a mad hen!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some poopies together – I mean memories, let’s make some memories.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being left out of gift-giving? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of treating yourself like a king, just like this player who bought himself the Lego Millennium Falcon because his family forgot about him.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual Millennium Falcon and display it proudly in your virtual den. No need to rely on others for gifts when you can spoil yourself with pixelated luxury. Plus, who needs real-life presents when you can immerse yourself in a world where you can create anything your heart desires?

    Join now and show off your self-gifting skills to all the other players who understand the true value of treating yourself. Who needs gifts from others when you can gift yourself the ultimate Minecraft experience?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFHumiliationCraft

    GFHumiliationCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DayLand

    DayLand

    DayLand is a survival server of its own conecpt. It is custom terrain, plugins and logos used to make the experience as unique as possible. We have a custom spawn made so the full experience is felt. Custom ranks, perks and other fun stuff to explore.

    dayland.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Newfort SMP

    Newfort SMP

    An inclusive, down-to-earth survival server with Quality of Life tweaks and grief prevention, no flashy bossbars or p2w loot crates.

    We support console players as well! Add xXbestserverXx as your friend on Minecraft to join!

    mcpve.tk

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gcraft survival

    Gcraft survival

    GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

    104.218.101.26:56640

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • -HighCloud- Minecraft server

    -HighCloud- Minecraft server

    Vanilla Role Play Survival

    m21.joinserver.ru:25813

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gamers From The Lake

    Gamers From The Lake

    A small server of up to 100 players, with staff and moderators. We have server-side add-ons for helping the gameplay along. Rules and other information are available once you’re in the server.

    gftl.serveminecraft.net

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Apastovski

    Apastovski

    Hello! I’m the host of a vanilla 100% survival/SMP server, (java edition 19.2 currently we will update it if needed) it is preferred but not required you have discord to participate in our server for communication purposes, there isn’t (yet) a structured government or organization however you are free to contribute to or create one of your own if you so desire!

    37.10.122.42:25978

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obgliationsmp

    Obgliationsmp

    Welcome to,ObgliationSMP where you will have a completely different experimence with minecraft PVP and survival, and much much more !

    ObgliationSMP.aternos.me:21595

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • cerrot.xyz

    cerrot.xyz

    We are a unique, active, and well-made survival games server that combines the fast paced gameplay with unique items and loot. No unfair kits, power-ups or items.

    cerrot.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EWG Rebirth

    EWG Rebirth

    Welcome to Endless War Gaming Rebirth EWG Rebirth for short!

    EWG Rebirth Information EWGR is a fan-made server based on the original EndlessWarGaming server that since no longer exists. The story of EWG Old and the lore that was created way back in Minecraft 1.4 has been reborn into a modern interpretation of what EWG meant to us as fans. We’ve grown and matured since then and want to give you a place to experience the fun that EWG was to us!

    EWG Rebirth features top of the line plugins, but not so many that it’s a hub server. Only factions. One Spawn. Endless fun. Mcmmo, PlayerHead Drops, and Economy are just a few plugins that make all the difference, and of course there’s more but you’ll have to join to find out yourself!

    EWG (Old) Information EWG was THE best Factions server. Originally started out as Towny but became factions and the idea behind EWG is that once a week all faction claimed territory was unprotected and you could grief, TNT, and enderpearl of the likes at your factions enemy, but only for a limited time. Once war was finished, the lands return to normal so it was very important to defend your faction on war day. If anyone from the original EWG makes it here, we’d love to catch up. Myself, JawaSlayer2, and Co-Owner, _Sodio, have since changed usernames and were formally known as chenderson2 and butterruler6 respectively. If you recognize either of those names, come on in and have a chat! We’d love to catch up! Otherwise, join EWG Rebirth and forge your own memories and path to High Council!

    Special thanks to Kidpaler(Last active 2013) for being the best Admin EWG could’ve asked for…

    If you’ve read this far, what are you waiting for? Forge your LEGACY!

    37.10.122.56:25936

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Darkofsouls

    Darkofsouls

    Welcome to the Citybuild Server from Maticus980 Joint now

    Welcome to the Citybuild server from Maticus980 Joint now

    h2926751.stratoserver.net

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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