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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3478 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!