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Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5400
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ores Mined:	3521	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Ores Mined:	6457
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	106

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2220	Meteorites Collected:	1
New Chunks Explored:	638922	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	3666
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	4826	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/crafty-phat-shack/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Animals Bred:	147
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	395474
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!