ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

The Hinges of Walmart [SMP] – Not Custom – Definitely Not Mature

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, gameplay, Hero, Hinges, Ip:, Legacy, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villain, Walmart, XP..

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6587	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP to join the server?	The IP to join The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft server is gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Where can I join the Discord community?	You can join our Discord community at https://www.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a special promotion for new players?	Yes, the next 50 players to join will enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost for a legendary start.
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique house-made progression system, thrilling challenges, and a dedicated staff for an immersive gameplay experience.

DoomCraft Minecraft Server

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, bus driver, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, DoomCraft, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, Survey Emails, The Operator, XP Quests

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Emeralds Found:	8332
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.

Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.

But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8136	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	7728
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	1178
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	3311	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	455
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

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