ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP Minecraft Servers

ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP Minecraft Servers

  • ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodDangerMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4252
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the thrill of your childhood mischief, but this time in a virtual world where the stakes are even higher! Remember that time you climbed up on the roof to retrieve your frisbee? Well, now you can do it again, but with the added danger of falling into a pit of lava if you misstep. And who could forget the time you played with matches in the backyard? Now you can set entire forests on fire (virtually, of course) and watch the chaos unfold. So come join us for a wild ride of nostalgia and reckless behavior – just remember to watch your step!

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  • FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

    FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5159
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

    join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

    plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9515
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

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  • LoyalCraft2020

    LoyalCraft2020
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1702
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

    join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

    plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

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  • Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

    Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3194
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Welcome to Oceanic SMP

    Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

    Enjoy 🙂


    We offer:

    Features Description
    People from all over the world
    💗 • Client mods support We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
    🗺️ • Dynmap Interactive map for easier navigation
    🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
    🍱 • Keep inventory on Never lose your items upon death
    🎙️ • Streaming friendly Create content for streaming platforms
    🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

    Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92


    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

    2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

    Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

    3. Can I use client mods on the server?

    Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

    4. Is the server streaming friendly?

    Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

    5. How can I communicate with other players?

    We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

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  • AnonCraft Server 201245856

    AnonCraft Server 201245856
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4940
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Potions Brewed: 99 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.

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  • CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP

    CapcomCraft SMP – WTF Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 3275
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather boots. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Ender Dragon vs. Wither Boss” showdown – it’s like Wrestlemania but with pixelated monsters!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server

    Kid-Free Wedding Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8811
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your real-life problems behind.

    On our server, everyone is family – even if they’re not technically related. We don’t discriminate against any players, whether they’re your niece, nephew, or just a random block-building buddy. Plus, we have a strict “no overreacting” policy, so you can leave all the drama at the door.

    Join us for the most epic virtual wedding you’ve ever seen, where all players are invited and treated like royalty. Who needs a save the date when you can save the world in Minecraft instead?

    So come on down to our server and show your support for your virtual family. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new niece or nephew to add to your blocky clan. See you in the game!

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  • MineCraftBabyDrama

    MineCraftBabyDrama
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2753
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Emeralds Found: 390
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where naming rights are taken very seriously! Just like this player’s brother and sister-in-law, you have the freedom to name your in-game characters whatever you want. But beware, if you choose the same name as someone else, chaos may ensue!

    Join our server and experience the drama unfold as two cousins battle it out over the name Oisín. Will they come to a truce and share the name, or will they engage in an epic naming war? Only time will tell on our server!

    With families from all over the world, including Irish and Hispanic backgrounds, you never know what kind of naming shenanigans will happen next. So come join us for a wild ride of naming disputes, cultural clashes, and family drama – all in the world of Minecraft!

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  • HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment

    HappyCraft SMP – Last Happy Moment
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 169
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118
    New Chunks Explored: 214859 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to inject some ridiculousness into your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller” while wearing a top hat.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Sheep can even teach you how to fly on a pig while juggling flaming potatoes. Who wouldn’t want to learn that skill?

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Happiness awaits you, my friend!

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  • LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8342
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 171 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Zombie Dances: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

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