Childhood Minecraft Servers | Page 7 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

alarming surge, Childhood, childhood fitness, childhood health, childhood health crisis, childhood health epidemic, childhood health issue, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, childhood weight, childhood well-being, childhood wellness, ChunkyKids, continents, Crisis, global crisis, health crisis, Nations, Obesity epidemic, overweight, prevalence, united states

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

ParentalForce Minecraft Server

Athletic, BLONDE, Chad, Childhood, Development, different, FITNESS, forced, Future, Imagine, Inceldom, indoctrinated, influence, Kid, Life, Minecraft, natural born leader, ParentalForce, parents, Server, sports, upbringing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	2712
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Crops Grown:	6788
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a potato couch and wish your parents had pushed you to be a jock like Chad over here? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your athletic dreams without ever having to break a sweat in real life! Join us and become the ultimate Chad, leading your virtual squad to victory while never having to worry about being an incel. Who needs real-life athleticism when you can dominate the digital world instead? Join now and start living your jock fantasy!

MomDontMinePastBedtime

bizarre rules, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, discipline, family, family dynamics, funny rules, Household, household regulations, MomDontMinePastBedtime, odd rules, Parental authority, parental control, Parenting styles, parents, quirky rules, ridiculous rules, strange rules, strict rules, upbringing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes! Our unique feature allows you to train your pigs to do backflips and shoot lasers out of their eyes – trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond chicken nugget!

WeddingDramaCraft

Affair, blindsided, bombshell, Childhood, dad, different treatment, family secret, furious, huge secret, parentage, reaction, regret, Scene, shock, sister, split family, Understandable, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft, worst possible moment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bombshells dropped are TNT blocks! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward family gatherings and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about ruining weddings with shocking revelations – on our server, the only thing you’ll be ruining is creepers’ plans to blow up your creations. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	105	Love Letters Sent:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

EmoCartoonFeelsCraft

animated, animated characters, animated emotions, animated film, animated memories, animated series, animated storytelling, animated tears, cartoon, Childhood, EmoCartoonFeelsCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional scenes, heartwrenching, Memories, nostalgic, sad, tearjerker, touching

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ores Mined:	925
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	104
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	5253	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Back2Craft2012

Alternate Reality, Back2Craft2012, Childhood, daydreaming, favorite year, historical moments, Nostalgia, past memories, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, temporal displacement, time capsule, Time Loop, time machine, time slip, time travel, time travel paradox, time warp, Wishful thinking, wistful longing, yearning for the past

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

If you could go back to any year, why not go back to the year when our Minecraft server was born? Picture this: a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Join us on this wacky adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and tame a pet dragon named Fluffy. So why go back to any old year when you can go back to the year of endless fun and craziness on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will make your future self jealous!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	836	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Towns Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9991	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Gems Collected:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1309
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	136878
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

Discord

Dynamap

Website

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	6564	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crops Grown:	5528	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!