Childhood Minecraft Servers

Childhood

  • Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

    Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RuleBreaker SMP

    RuleBreaker SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got a rule where you can only build with pink blocks on Wednesdays, like who even came up with that, it’s so random but like, it’s what makes us unique, ya know? And like, every full moon we all have to wear pumpkin heads and dance around a campfire, it’s like a tradition or something, but it’s so fun, you gotta try it out. Plus, we have this thing where if you die, you have to do a dare IRL, like one time someone had to eat a whole jar of pickles, it was wild. So yeah, come join us and experience the madness, it’s a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineTears: DisneyCryfest

    MineTears: DisneyCryfest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry like a Disney movie? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy instead! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated wonderland where you can build your own castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil dragons with nothing but a carrot! Trust us, you’ll be crying tears of laughter as you navigate our wacky challenges and make friends with talking animals. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

    Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

    We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

    Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 90sNostalgiaCraft

    90sNostalgiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you could bring back one thing from the 90’s, it would definitely be our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

    – Our server is like a time machine that transports you back to the 90’s, where the fashion was questionable and the music was lit! – We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the nostalgic goodies from the 90’s – Tamagotchis, slap bracelets, and even pogs! – Our staff members all have 90’s alter egos, from Spice Girls wannabes to grunge rockers. You never know who you’ll be chatting with! – We host weekly dance parties where we bust out the Macarena and the Running Man. It’s like a virtual 90’s rave, but without the questionable substances. – And finally, rumor has it that if you find the hidden time capsule on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ghost of Kurt Cobain himself. How’s that for a blast from the past?

    So come join us on our 90’s-themed Minecraft server and relive the glory days in pixelated style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hate2LoveCraft

    Hate2LoveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaDrama Minecraft Server

    MommaDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Explore our virtual world and build your own empire while navigating through friendships and rivalries just like the ones in this tale. Who knows, you might even encounter a teacher NPC who will test your patience just like the one in the story.

    Join now and show off your building skills while standing your ground just like the OP did in this situation. Don’t let anyone bring you down, especially not a teacher’s daughter who can’t handle the truth. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Peanut Butter & Jelly Land 1.21

    Peanut Butter & Jelly Land 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! It’s like a freakin’ circus in here, but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate! So you can mine them and then eat them, it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory up in here. Plus, the zombies drop disco balls instead of rotten flesh, so you can have a dance party while defending your base. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidSaidWhatMinecraftSMP

    KidSaidWhatMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, let me tell you about this epic SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings! It’s like a dream come true, man.

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers are actually secret agents working for a potato mafia, and the only way to gain their trust is by doing the chicken dance while juggling golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the Nether, bro. It’s like a disco inferno with zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts spitting fireballs like they’re at a rap battle.

    So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, just hit me up and I’ll send you the secret code word to enter this magical world. Trust me, once you see a cow riding a minecart while playing the saxophone, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP