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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5136 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 337159 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
