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ChildhoodSlangMCSMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crops Grown:	8450	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place ever, bro! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, like what even is life?! And the mobs here? They’re like, super chill and drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden dungeons. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena – it’s like a battle royale on steroids, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this epic server and become a legendary Minecraft warrior, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. Let’s goooooo!

Mine Vale

Adventure, Backpacks, Bosses, Community, custom armors, Custom Items, custom weapons, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, Hardcore, MCMMO, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, story mode, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Mine Vale is a Semi-Vanilla/RPG Survival server with hundreds of custom items, armors, weapons, backpacks and enchants! With 3 custom made dungeons with custom bosses and a story mode, there is always something to do on MineVale!

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BoomerCraft: Still Gaming at 60+

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Animals Bred:	154
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of immortal grandmas who have been playing Minecraft since it was just a bunch of pixels on a screen! That’s right, we will unironically still be playing games at 60+ years old, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.

So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Blocks Are Hotter Than Asian Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Towns Built:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down guys.”

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone builds the same old boring houses. Here, we encourage creativity and craziness. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Want to create a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Why not!

And hey, if you’re looking for some spicy drama to spice up your Minecraft experience, look no further. Our chat is like a soap opera mixed with a comedy show, with players pulling off epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on our server, even the most unexpected things can happen. Like finding a diamond block in a pig’s snout. Hey, it could happen!

Trans Minecraft VS Hypixel

boss fights, bugs, Community, crops, Custom farming, decoration, Economy, Fishing, friendship, Furniture, Identity Expression, Inclusivity, Pronouns, PvE, safe space, Seasons, Sprinklers, Survival, Transgender, unique loot, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Hypixel Server
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Can experience lag due to high number of players
Regular updates and events	Some game modes may require purchase

Trans Minecraft Server
Pros	Cons
Safe and welcoming community for Transgender individuals	Smaller player base
Custom features like furniture, bug catching, and farming	Lack of variety in game modes
Strict safety features to prevent harassment	May not appeal to players who are not part of the Transgender community

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to the Trans Minecraft server. It is a popular choice for Minecraft players looking for a wide variety of game modes and activities.

2. Which server offers a safer and more welcoming community?

Trans Minecraft: Trans Minecraft specifically caters to Transgender individuals, offering a safe space for them to express their identity. The server has strict safety features in place to prevent harassment and create a welcoming environment.

3. What are the custom features available on Trans Minecraft?

Trans Minecraft: Trans Minecraft offers custom features such as furniture and decoration items, bug catching, custom farming, custom fishing system, seasons, and boss fights with unique loot. These features add a unique and personalized touch to gameplay on the server.

4. Which server offers more game modes and activities?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and activities for players to enjoy, making it a popular choice for those looking for diverse gameplay experiences. However, Trans Minecraft may appeal to players looking for a more personalized and niche gaming experience within the Transgender community.

UkraineCraft: Where Losing 12 Villages is a Victory!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5021	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Ukraine’s resilience? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, even Ukraine is winning on it! They may have lost 12 villages in the last 7 days, but that’s just because they were too busy playing on our server to defend them. Join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos that only our server can provide. Who needs villages when you have the best Minecraft server in the world? Join us today and start your epic adventure!

Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Votes:	7398
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! Join now for a chance to build with the legendary Lia, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the virtual world with Utatane Nasa, who can craft a pickaxe with her eyes closed. And don’t forget about Hakushika Iori, who can slay the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Fujikura Uruka, the master of redstone, or Shisui Michiru, the queen of building epic castles in the sky? And let’s not forget about Tenma Maemi, who can farm crops faster than you can say “wheat.”

But wait, there’s more! Enter the realm of Pipkin Pippa, where pigs fly and cows dance. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join Kaneko Lumi, the explorer of hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft Mayhem: Nikke’s Nonsense Server #2203

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9646	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	56

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your anal wife in 7 months? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and insane stories!

Our server is so lit that even the developers had to write a note about it in March 2024. And don’t even get us started on our current events – THE LAST KINGDOM is happening right now, and Full Burst Day on weekends is a total blast!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got solo raids, co-op missions, special recruits like Crown and Kilo (who comes with a free SSR, like what even?), and costume passes for days. Dress up your character in Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit, or rock Diesel’s Midnight Strawberry look – the choice is yours!

And if you’re still not convinced, just use these insane codes to unlock even more craziness: 240420533, ONEANDHALFANNIV, SHOWBEWITHCOMMANDER, NIKKEINAKIHABARA, ADORABLENIKKES, NIKKEOFFICIAL, NIKKEKAIKATSU. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this madness!

PeakFPSCraft: Where Minecraft meets peak performance and hilarious memes in one epic server!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	161

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. True story, he once tried to crash our block party, but we showed him who’s boss with our diamond swords and enchanted armor.

2. We have the rarest loot drops in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond block that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a potion that turns you into a chicken for 10 minutes? Yep, we have that too.

3. Our player base is so skilled that they can build a replica of the Taj Mahal using only dirt blocks and a few sticks. And they do it while juggling creepers and dodging lava flows. It’s like a Minecraft circus up in here.

4. Our server has the best PvP battles you will ever witness. Picture this: two players facing off on a floating island, both armed with nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. It’s like a wacky game of tug-of-war, but with more explosions.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. You may not like it, but this is what peak FPS looks like.

CubeHaven VS Hypixel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Hypixel		CubeHaven
Pros		Pros
Large player base		Focus on building a supportive community
Wide variety of game modes and minigames		Play-to-win environment
Regular updates and events		Unique custom features and events
Frequent content additions		Emphasis on growth and camaraderie
Cons		Cons
Can be overwhelming for beginners		Smaller player base
Potentially toxic community due to size		Lack of certain popular game modes

Hypixel FAQ: 1. What is Hypixel known for? – Hypixel is known for its wide variety of game modes and minigames, as well as its large player base.

2. Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel frequently updates its content and hosts events for players to participate in.

3. Is the community on Hypixel supportive? – The community on Hypixel can be a mix of supportive and toxic due to its large size.

CubeHaven FAQ: 1. What sets CubeHaven apart from other Minecraft servers? – CubeHaven focuses on building a supportive community and providing a play-to-win environment.

2. Are there unique features and events on CubeHaven? – Yes, CubeHaven offers unique custom features and events tailored to its community’s interests.

3. How does CubeHaven promote growth and camaraderie? – CubeHaven emphasizes growth and camaraderie among its players, aiming to cultivate a positive gaming experience for all.

Biome Baddies 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to the ultimate bro-tastic Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed. No femoids allowed here, sorry ladies! We’re all about flexing our muscles, playing the last game we played, and discussing our favorite historical figures while chowing down on some virtual dinner.

Join us if you want to engage in epic battles, build the most badass fortresses, and show off your gains in our virtual gym. Our community is all about supporting each other in our quest to become the ultimate alpha males of the Minecraft world.

So come on, grab your bros and join us for some serious fun and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days. See you on the server, bros!