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Childhood Trauma

  • Childhood Struggles Server

    Childhood Struggles Server
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! you gotta join this epic Minecraft server if you want your parents to start supporting your education more! like, seriously, we got magic powers that make parents magically give you $2,200 extra for college tuition! it’s like a cheat code in real life, bro!

    imagine telling your parents you joined this server and suddenly they’re like “here’s a fat stack of cash for your education, my child.” it’s like winning the lottery, but better cuz you get to build cool stuff in Minecraft too!

    so come on, join us and watch the money roll in for your education. who knew playing Minecraft could make you rich in real life? it’s like a dream come true, fam!

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  • ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

    ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

    Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

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  • RoughCraftChildhood

    RoughCraftChildhood
    If they didn’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a virtual therapy session but with creepers and diamond swords. We have a secret underground base where we hold group hugs and share our deepest childhood traumas while building pixelated castles. Trust us, after spending a day on our server, you’ll forget all about your rough childhood and start worrying about how to fend off a zombie apocalypse with a fishing rod. So join us now and let’s heal those childhood wounds one block at a time!

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  • ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

    ScaryMovieKidMC SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

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  • DadlessCraft

    DadlessCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

    But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

    Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

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  • VacayVillaVendetta

    VacayVillaVendetta
    Are you tired of entitled siblings trying to mooch off your success? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any messy siblings ruining the fun.

    Escape the drama of family feuds and create your own paradise with our friendly community of players. No more dealing with entitled relatives asking for handouts – on our server, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting epic builds.

    So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a beach house in California when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Build, explore, and laugh your way to victory on our Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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