OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! So, like, one time I was watching this movie when I was a kid and it totally traumatized me, like for real. But then I joined this server and it was so lit that I forgot all about that stupid movie. Plus, the admins are like unicorns that grant wishes and the players are all secretly superheroes in disguise. You won’t believe the crazy adventures we go on, like fighting off zombie hordes with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. It’s like a never-ending party with explosions and rainbows everywhere. So come join us and leave your childhood traumas behind, because on this server, anything is possible!
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MovieTraumaSMP
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BlockyMomma’sParentingSchool
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server dat is so cray cray u will be like “whaaaaaat”? well dis server is da one for u! we gotz all da cool stuff like flying pigs and diamond armor dat makes u invincible.but wait, dere’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers like shooting fireballs out of ur eyes and turning into a dragon. yea, dat’s right, a freakin dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u will become a billionaire in real life? yea, u heard me. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds and BAM, u rich af.
so come join dis server and experience da wildest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find ur long lost twin who is also a minecraft pro. ain’t dat cool?
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SlimeGate: Auntie vs Niece
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate slime adventure! Forget about real life drama and come play with virtual slimes that won’t cause any family feuds. Our slimes are friendly and won’t beg for your belongings like a 3-year-old niece. Plus, our server is a safe space where you won’t be accused of being a narcissist for wanting to keep your own slime.Embark on a journey filled with pixelated slimes and build your own slime empire without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs real-life slimes when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any emotional turmoil? Join now and leave all the family arguments behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color slime to collect next!
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WeddingWreckerCraft
Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun! Build your own virtual family with other players and create memories that will last a lifetime.On our server, you can repress all your bad memories and start fresh like a newborn baby. No more dealing with abusive moms or unsupportive siblings – here, everyone is family and we support each other no matter what.
Join us and experience the thrill of moving closer to your virtual family, only to realize they’re just as crazy as your real one. But don’t worry, you can always move back home and start over again – just like hitting the reset button on life.
And when it comes to weddings, we take safety seriously. No COVID risks here – just pure virtual bliss. Attend weddings, have babies, and live your best life without any judgment from your online family.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real family when you have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional but way more fun? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!
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BrosBeforeBabysit
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any family drama like the one described above! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any worries of your brother wanting to drown your virtual son during bathtime.Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any fear of being yelled at for seeking professional help. We guarantee that no one will question your mental state or tattle on you to your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
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Blocky Heartbreak: Black Women’s Tale
Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that can cure heart disease? Well, this ain’t it! But it’s still pretty lit! Join our server and forget all about them heart problems, cuz we got creepers blowing up left and right!Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about that Emory study and just focus on building the sickest castles and slaying dragons. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make you invincible in the game AND in real life.
So come on, join us and leave that heart disease in the dust. Who needs a healthy heart when you can have a diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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Dark Parenting PvP
join dis epic minecraft server where we all be buildin’ and survivin’ together! u kno why u should join? cuz if u don’t, ur gonna end up like dem dark tetrad peeps who had harsh parents n stuff. ain’t nobody wanna be like dat! so come join us, build some crazy stuff, and have a blast with us! ain’t no dark personalities allowed here, just fun and games all day long! so what u waitin’ for? come join us now!
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KarmaCraft SMP: Ex-Bully Reflections
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Join our server if you were a bully as a kid and want to make up for your past sins. We believe in redemption through building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Plus, we have a special therapy session every week where we talk about our past bullying experiences and how we can be better players in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who go around pranking other players in the most hilarious ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a giant statue of a potato, the Blocky Bandits are always up to no good.
So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall off your blocky throne. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
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WeddingBlock Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!
Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.
So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?
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BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam