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  • VetoSisVsWifeCraft

    VetoSisVsWifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Josephine would approve!

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world, but beware of triggering any traumatic memories because we don’t want any name-related drama like poor Josie Joy. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who insist on naming their characters Josephine, of course.

    With crazy stories and wild adventures waiting for you, why waste your time on any other server? Join us now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to leave your past trauma at the door, we’re all about good vibes here. See you in the game!

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  • NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

    NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners
    So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

    And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

    So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

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  • BlockyPastPain

    BlockyPastPain
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have had such traumatic childhoods that they will make your jaw drop! From building elaborate underground bunkers to hiding from imaginary monsters, our players have been through it all. Join us if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

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  • DadlessCraft Minecraft Server

    DadlessCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world of horses and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated ponies and endless possibilities.

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your equestrian dreams without any judgment. Build your own stable, ride off into the sunset on a majestic steed, and leave all your worries behind.

    And hey, if you’re looking for a father figure to give you away at your virtual wedding, we’ve got plenty of friendly players who would be happy to step in and fill that role. Who needs a real dad when you have a whole community of Minecraft enthusiasts cheering you on?

    So come on over to our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new dad who actually appreciates your love for horses. It’s time to saddle up and ride into the sunset of endless possibilities!

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  • KidzCraftFears

    KidzCraftFears
    Remember that fear you had as a kid of being chased by a giant chicken through a maze made of Jello? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive that nightmare in pixelated glory! Join us for the most absurdly hilarious and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, this server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity in the best way possible. So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness!

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  • Dad’sDaughter Drama Minecraft Server

    Dad’sDaughter Drama Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

    Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and drama, just like the time when Dad’s ex-wife got arrested in front of his daughter. It was a showdown that even the Ender Dragon would envy!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of family feuds and grudges that would make even the villagers gossiping. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on down and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just uncover some hidden secrets and scandals along the way. Just remember, drama is always welcome here!

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  • WeddingBlockParty

    WeddingBlockParty
    ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŽฎ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any color scheme drama like this crazy wedding story! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’’

    ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป Join us and escape the sibling rivalry madness! No more tantrums over yellow dresses or purple dresses, just pure gaming fun! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš€

    ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends without any family drama getting in the way! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’Ž

    ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽข Let’s game on! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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  • LeftoverLair

    LeftoverLair
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up only the finest leftovers for our guests! Just like OP’s mom, we believe in using up all those random ingredients that no one wants to eat. Our stews are so random, you’ll never know what you’re going to get – it’s like a surprise every time you take a bite!

    Join our server and experience the joy of eating questionable food just like OP did growing up. Who needs fresh meals when you can have a delicious bowl of flavored water with some mystery ingredients thrown in? Plus, if you want to impress your guests, just serve them some leftovers and watch their faces light up with confusion and disgust.

    So come on down to our server and show off your culinary skills by serving up some of the most unique dishes you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you don’t pay the bills or contribute to running the household, you’ll only get leftovers – just like OP’s mom taught us. Join now and let the feasting begin!

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  • BabyBlockRent

    BabyBlockRent
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

    Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancรฉe (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancรฉe start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand โ€“ join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

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  • ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

    Ever been traumatized by a chicken pecking you to death in your early Minecraft days? Well, fear not, because on our server, chickens are banned and replaced with adorable, harmless bunnies. No more PTSD flashbacks every time you see a feathered friend!

    Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava, losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a strict “no lava” policy. You can dig to your heart’s content without fear of burning to a crisp.

    And let’s not forget about that one time you built a beautiful house, only for it to be blown up by a sneaky creeper. Well, on our server, creepers are equipped with party hats and confetti cannons, turning their explosions into a festive celebration.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where we turn your childhood traumas into hilarious anecdotes and create a safe space for all your gaming needs. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

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